Ho pensato appena che questo fosse un grande prendesse la linea. Persino lo ho cambiato intorno e lo ho trasmesso fuori come email su alcuni luoghi datanti in linea. Funziona abbastanza piacevolmente!
“Giusto, in modo da io è venuto qui chiedergli che ballare, ma fossi genere di interessato. i mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you’re giving me your number because i’m too shy to ask for it, i finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, i relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other’s friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, i get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. you really want kids, but i really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that i am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now i work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you’re stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence i turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. you find out because i’m careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. that’s just too sad. think about the children. for God’s sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let’s just keep it sexual, because we both know where it’s going”
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December 26, 2007
if u say all that to a girl she just gonna look at u like a fukin weirdo…keep it simple man…thats def not a good thing to say to a girl u just meet…unless of course shes a 4.5
December 26, 2007
I would never use that line in person but I changed it around and used it on Myspace and Match.com and got really good responses from it. Only girls with a sense of humor will get it,,, but i only want girls with a sense of humor anyway
March 5, 2008
dude first of all it is wayyy tooo long man.
think of what she would be thinking as you talk.
she wants to talk not you. Girls love talking about themselves, actually everybody does.
i congrat you for having the courage to post it to recieve critics lol