For all you book store sargers, who love sitting there pretending to read. add this opener to your arsonal.
BOOKSTORE OPENER from Mystery
Buy a bag of gummy worms and hide one in your hand the next time you target a woman in a bookstore while she reads a book. Walk up next to her, smile and say, “Can I see your book for a sec? Look at this, it’s a book worm.” Pretend to pull the gummy worm from her book and then humorously bite its head off.
If you like this post then please consider subscribing to our full feed rss or twitter. You can also listen to all episodes of our radio show on itunes or register for our members only section to see things we can’t or won’t post to the site!
Read More:
1- 2
- 3
- 4
Comments
1 comment
January 2, 2008
I’m not too sure about this one. I’m not willing to try it out.
What’s better is the “dating for dummies” opener.
For all you guys who need to know the page number for the “do not use these lines,” it’s page 86.
If you don’t know how the opener goes:
Walk up to a woman. Show her page 86 and deliberately point to the “Do not use these lines”
Then start delivering them very cheesily, but playfully.
It works GOLD.
I think this opener was explained in one of the podcasts.
-Seraf