Here is a list of some of Mystery’s openers. Some of these are good, some aren’t, but these are openers that you won’t have heard on the show. If you interested in learning the Mystery Method I suggest reading Magic Bullets.
Other great recources to learn openers is our previous post “The Ultimate Opener Collection“or the hugely popular Joseph Mathews book on openers, “The Art of Approaching.”
“What’s your name? Oh, may I call you sally? you can call me Mr. poo-pee pants.” - great is the girl is a 10!
“if I follow you home, will you keep me?”
“so how do you like me so far?”
“the voices in my head told me to come talk to you.”
“hello Suzy, your mommy couldn’t make it this afternoon. she asked me to pick you up and take you home. my that’s a pretty dress. would you like some candy?”
“you have an interesting figure.” - good if the babe is a 10!
“shh! people can see us!”
“you drank too much last night didn’t you?”
waiting for the subway - “don’t fall onto the tracks - you’ll make me late for work”
For more of Love System’s and Mystery’s openers click here.
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March 3, 2006
hahah thank god for Mystery
March 3, 2006
Amen to that!!!!
September 25, 2007
so how do you like me so far? lol im going to use that.
December 1, 2007
i like the one opener for the train but i need a few more for using the subway here in nyc thanx love da showwwwwwwwwww
January 4, 2008
I’m not sure about the whole poopy pants thing. I can’t imagine using that and being successful.
From what I listened to in Styles annihilation method, you only need two good openers.
If it works, why mess with it?
-Seraf
January 14, 2008
“Don’t fall onto the tracks. You’ll make me late for work.”
That’s the awesomest shit i’ve read that applies to my current daily life, hahahahaha.