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Fucking Brilliant!!! I’ve got to thank Perez Hilton for this quote from Maroon 5 lead singer, Adam Levine, talking about sex with tennis star Maria Sharapova. I’ve always assumed those eastern European women were duds in bed. I’ve always preferred the wild latinas! haha

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“She wouldn’t make any noise during sex. I can’t tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she’d be the loud screaming type. But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it ‘ruined her concentration.’ It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil for a month afterwards. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there’s no such thing as the Easter Bunny.”

Oh man can I relate to that… I fucking hate girls that lay there like they’re fucking dead..Show some enthusiasm women.





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