Fucking Brilliant!!! I’ve got to thank Perez Hilton for this quote from Maroon 5 lead singer, Adam Levine, talking about sex with tennis star Maria Sharapova. I’ve always assumed those eastern European women were duds in bed. I’ve always preferred the wild latinas! haha

“She wouldn’t make any noise during sex. I can’t tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she’d be the loud screaming type. But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog. She even got angry if I started to moan, said it ‘ruined her concentration.’ It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil for a month afterwards. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there’s no such thing as the Easter Bunny.”

Oh man can I relate to that… I fucking hate girls that lay there like they’re fucking dead..Show some enthusiasm women.

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