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I'm Bobby Rio, one of the founders of TSB. I tend to write about what is on my mind so you'll find a mix of self development, social dynamics and dating articles/experiences. I am fascinated with improving our general well-being. It can be done. It must be done. Find me on Facebook, lets talk more.

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There is somebody out there right now who has an obsessive, abnormal, somewhat scary infatuation with you . I guarantee it. For everyone on earth there is at least one person in love with them from a far. Me, I’m infatuated with Shakira. Why? I don’t know. There are hotter, sexier, prettier girls out there. But she makes my dessert island 5.

There have been about 4 girls that have admitted to me that they were like crazy in love with me without me knowing. These are girls I never would have had a clue. They didn’t act like it. They weren’t making themselves particularly available… but in moments of weakness all four of them confessed they wanted me. 3 of them eventually got to have me. The other was fat and I almost gave her a pity lay, but didn’t want to get her hopes to high.

My point is: Look around your social circle. Take comfort in the fact that at least one of these girls are probably touching themselves in dirty ways with you on their mind.

Here is my sick obsessive shrine to my current infatuation: