Кто-нибудь вне там right now имеет обсессивнофобическое, анормалное, несколько scary infatuation с вами . Я гарантирую его. Для каждого на земле по крайней мере одна персона в влюбленности с ими от a далеко. Я, я infatuated с Shakira. Почему? Я не знаю. Будут более горячие, более sexier, более милые девушки вне там. But she makes my dessert island 5.

There have been about 4 girls that have admitted to me that they were like crazy in love with me without me knowing. These are girls I never would have had a clue. They didn’t act like it. They weren’t making themselves particularly available… but in moments of weakness all four of them confessed they wanted me. 3 of them eventually got to have me. The other was fat and I almost gave her a pity lay, but didn’t want to get her hopes to high.

My point is: Look around your social circle. Take comfort in the fact that at least one of these girls are probably touching themselves in dirty ways with you on their mind.

Here is my sick obsessive shrine to my current infatuation:

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