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This story just proves that timing, proximity, and the ability to take advantage of an opportunity that God presents you with is everything in life. Ryan Giles, a nobody drug addict snowboarder, gets high one too many times, maybe gets arrested, and then is sent to rehab… and the next thing he knows he’s on the cover of every celebrity gossip tabloid out there, be paraded around as Lindsay Lohan’s new boy toy.
Sure, Ryan could have been depressed, sat around jonesing for coke, and fretting about being stuck in rehab, but instead this guy brought his A game and was lucky enough to share a month in rehab with Lindsday Lohan. Talk about taking advanatage of an opportunity.
I’m a firm believer that we are all presented with opportunities like this throughout our lives and it is our God given duty to make things happen when they come around. I know that when I run into Brittney Spears one night at a club somewhere I’m going to bring that fat washed up slutty box of goodness back to my place and give her an old fashioned Bobby Rio pounding she deserves!!!
Just in case you’re not convinced how lucky this guy is check out these recent pics of Lindsay Lohans fantastic titties!!
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October 22, 2007
Ok here’s one for you all - I think office girl is on her period - Any advice for this senario - any thing I should or shouldn’t do differently. Does this provide any unique opportunities or close any of the normal opportunities down? (She has been having lots of mood swings but hasn’t taken them out on me at any point)
October 22, 2007
The only time the period comes into play is if you’re at the point where you might be sleeping with her tonight. In that case the period may make her delay.. most girls won’t admit they’re on the rag they’ll just pretend like they’re not ready or what… some girls will tell you.. others will fuck you anyway…
but if you’re not planning on banging her tonight don’t worry about her period.
October 22, 2007
I’ve been listening to some stuff from Neil Strauss. If she’s being moody, you shouldn’t ignore the foul mood. Address the foul mood and advise her to start over.
The line Neil would use:
“I can see you’re (having a bad day/frustrated/upset about something), but you’re here now. So let’s take a deep breath and just start over…”
I think it goes something like that.
-Seraf