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I was just watching another rerun of the great reality TV show I Love New York2 and I decided on my new pick for a Reality TV [[[AFC]]] a/k/a Average Frustrated Chump. Wolf, Wolf, Wolf…. you just hung around in the background and made it through the cuts off of your one comment from the first episode. If I remember correctly it went something like this:

New York: So tell me about your self Wolf…

Wolf: Well I have a big d*ck (pause) you know what I mean?

Now that might not have been the first thing I would tell a girl but I liked his style from the start. I thought he was slick, just being a little pompous… but I think I gave him too much credit. He ends up pulling a move that was not just [[[AFC]]], but not realizing, he places an “anchor” ( a term referred to in [[[NLP]]] ) as they are sleeping. Yeah, they were sleeping in New York’s trailer at the Nip Tuck spot, New York all nestled on Wolf’s lap and then he rips ass (farts) and wakes her up. Don’t get me wrong, hilarious, but not going to win the girl. The anchor is that she has her head on his lap to be awoken to a smelly fart, now every time she thinks of her head down there she will be imagining that fart in the trailer. Nice work Wolf

As you might have guessed, he was eliminated that night…