Le crieur public de nuit à votre hôtel parle fort à toi dans une langue que vous ne comprenez pas. Vous obtenez l'essentiel de lui cependant. Apparemment flânant dedans à 4am avec un couple de Brasiladas à peine légal est froncé les sourcils au moment à cet établissement. Personne ne t'ont envoyé la note. Vous êtes monté dedans comme une roche tenez le premier rôle, une fille balançant de chaque bras, donnant un coup de pied au-dessus d'un pot de fleur, commandant la dame de nettoyage apporter une bouteille d'écossais jusqu'à votre pièce… Pronto !
These sort of things aren’t acceptable in Hotel Luzieros, Fortaleza’s most well known and luxurious hotel, he is telling you. He points at the door. You want to knock that smug look off his Porutguese face.
The whole matter could have easily been resolved with a small bribe. But you blew any chance of that happening with your your “American sense of entitlement” and incoherent attack on his character. You slovenly escort the two girls outside.
One voice in your head says “Cut you losses- there is always tomorrow.” A louder voice hails down a cab and says “To the cheapest motel. Rapido! Por Favor”
You would be damned to let the night go up in flames at this point. Just a few hours ago you were in the mist of the single biggest girl heist of your life. Back at the club you had come out of the bathroom to spot your girls sandwhiched in the middle of a group of Norwegians. You felt a little intimidated. Has your Super Americano Power waned? Have your girls been swept away with tales of a booming European ecomony…
You decide to flex your muscles. You signal over a coctail waitress. You order 8 shots of the Brazilain equievelent of Yagermeiser. You have the waitress deliver the shots to your girls and their new Norwegian friends. The group is confused. They reluctanly do the shots… looking around to see who the mysterious stranger is that sent them. You make your Great Gatsby entrance.
The girls could not be happier to see you. You get two kisses on the lips. You’re drunk and go for tongue but both girls resist. Nights early, you think. You take the blonde by the hand and immediately remove her from the group. You look back and feel bad leaving the brunette to the pack of Norwegian wolves. You signal for her to come over.
The girls drag you on the dance floor. Your “gringo sense of rythem” is usually a game killer but tonight you’re Michael fucking Jackson. You take turns grinding with each girl… you look on in disbelief as the girls grind sexually with eachother. They get closer closer closer…They Kiss. Jackpot!
You remember a wedding you went to where your date started making out with her friend. Later at the hotel the friend started rubbing your chest under your shirt and hinted threesome,,, In an effort not to seem overly eager you laughed it off. You only slept with one girl that night.
After an hour or two of dry humping the two Brasiladas and taking turns kissing them you suggest the bounce. Their eyes light up. You flashback to an incident in Brazil two years prior involving a spotlight, a couple machine guns, and a girl who turned out to be sixteen. You casually ask the girls to see their documents. Raquel, the blonde is twenty. Emelia, the brunett is eighteen. The coast is clear for takeoff.
…Toward dawn you are sitting in the front seat of a cab next to Manny the driver. In the back seat Racquel is disapearing inside Emelia’s dress. You trust that Manny is actually taking you to a motel and not to a guerrila hide out where you will be kidnapped and tortured. But you aren’t certain.
Manny’s hand is on your knee and he is talking loudly and passionately in Portuguese. He is asking you questions. You smile and nod. Smile and nod. You think Manny likes you, but can never be sure of these things. He could just as easliy be saying “You parents will pay the ransom. And if they don’t we chop you up and feed you to pigs” The girls are too busy to notice.
The long winding road that is Avenida Beira Mar travels the course of the night- from the opulent to the destitute. Outside the street is still tinkered with people. Down the road, a lone hooker trots on heels, one hand holding her skirt from riding too far up her ass. As your cab gets closer you see that she is topless. Manny doesn’t blink an eye as you pass her. Manny could probably tell you stories that would break your heart. Make you run back to the States.
But you don’t want to think about these things right now. Brazil is a strange place for sure. You’ll have some contemplating to do when you get home. Maybe even some life decisions to make. Rearrange some priorities. Pick up some pieces… From the back seat Emelia lets out a squeak. You reach your hand in the back and one of the girls begins sucking your fingers. Yea… once upon a time, you were one of the good guys. Maybe you can be again… Just not tonight.
When Manny pulls away, leaving you and the girls in front of the motel, you experiece a moment of doubt. Growing up you always thought the other guys knew some fundamental secret about girls that you didn’t. These guys seemed to know what they were doing. It wasn’t until college, with the help of alchohol, that you began to feel comfortable around them. Even as you began a long string of conquests you always had the feeling you were just learning what came naturally to others. And even as it finally began to come naturally to you, you still had that underlying fear that you’ll be discovered as a fraud. Looking at the girls, that is just about how you feel right now.
All your doubts are alleviated when Raquell and Emelia fall onto the bed. Their bodies are twisting and turning into one another. They are giggling in a way that reminds you that this is exactly where they want to be. And when they quickly undress, you are reminded that this is exactly where you want to be. Raquell is the first to signal you onto the bed. You slide into them. They both are both kissing your neck. You run your hands along the crest of their abdomens. Emelia gently slides your pants down to your ankles.
Sandwhiched in between the two warm bodies, you can only wonder what you did in a previous life to reap these fruits in this one.
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December 2, 2007
Well fuckin’ a
bigsend’s last blog post..I’m Tired of “The Game”. Just Speak My Truth
December 2, 2007
Damn!!! Want more details of the threesome… great story though.
December 2, 2007
dude those girls are frickin HIDEOUS
December 3, 2007
Well.. im from Fortaleza, if u need any help down here dont hesitate to contact me. cheers
randy Reply:
October 5th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Are you still in Fortaleza, Ill be there in December
Bobby Rio Reply:
October 5th, 2008 at 6:06 pm
If you need suggestions shoot me an email as well.. i can definitely give you some good trip guidelines!
December 3, 2007
December 3, 2007
Bobby,
Id fuck both of them in a heartbeat. Girls get an extra few points just for being bi sexual.
Blake,
how good do most girls look after getting fucked after a night of drinking? And when was the last time you had a threesome? Hideous girls or not. I’m not attacking you- its your opinion.. just thought it was a little disrespecful to Bobby.
Eli,
I might be heading down there soon. I might have to hit you up for some tips.
I might be heading down to brazil soon. Not sure if im going to Rio or Fortaleza though
December 3, 2007
Im actually looking for a condo in Fortaleza. Preferably in the Beira Mar or Iracema area. If you happen to know of anyone selling one for a good price please send me the info.
thanks
Bobby Rio’s last blog post..Fortaleza Nights (part 2)
December 3, 2007
Great story man! Had me entertained the entire time. People are getting too caught up with the pics. Read the story!!
Thanks for sharing man!
December 3, 2007
Very Nic, always entertaining and intelligent, bro.
December 3, 2007
Bobby Rio,
Fell free to contact me when you come to Fortaleza and about the condos i personally have some at Praia de Iracema and Meireles (residencial neiborhood) but i only rent it.. there`s always great real estate deals around tough.. i ill keep an eye on it.
December 3, 2007
awesome story man..
ill admit, the girls werent what i imagined them to be,
but in a foreign country, with no expectations besides a good fucking, i’d hit both of them.
you are now one of my heroes because of this story.
December 3, 2007
Great story bobby and great pics. You can tell the blonde had a hard night of fucking and drinking JUST LOOK AT HER EYES MAN HAHA. Anyways great job snatchin them back from the norlosers show them how americans do it baby!
Also with a little imagination i can see the blonde one all dolled up and she would be rather pretty the tan one though would still be unattractive but considering you got her as part of a package deal who the hell is complaining right?! ha great score man.
December 5, 2007
Amazing story.
I laughed more than part one.
-Seraf
December 6, 2007
EPIC!!!!
About picture taking… i’ve photod some very very hot argentine girls, but in pictures they look like a 7 or 8. Unless it’s a staged photo, girls always look better in real life.
Roosh’s last blog post..Please Stop
December 13, 2007
fuck that i woulda banged em too specially as a threesome nice story bobby hit us with more lol…
we should have a section were we can post pics of chicks we bang what’cha think?
January 24, 2008
Nice close man, the brunette would be my pick of the two but hey both are… dare i quote this…. “very nice!”