Guys tonight is a great opportunity to take advantage of those New Years resolutions to get more pussy!!!! Donovan posted a good article from Lance Mason called “New Years Pickup Guide” which gives 9 good rules for picking up chicks on New Years Eve. I even added a good rule #10 in the comments.. Check it out.
As for me, newly single and quite horny…. I’ll be in Atlantic City and will surely have some tales to tell!
Come back tomorrow and post any good New Years Eve hookup stories!
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December 31, 2007
i like the 9 rules specially number 4 but unfortunately i cant go out tonight due to some fucked up reasons so i want to hear alot of stories since i wont be able to have any fun
December 31, 2007
Hey bobby, sorry to hear about the bad break up, i guess shit just happens. Thanks for the great hook up on the article, I’m about to go out so wish me luck.
P.S. Hope you all get laid tonight
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-Rubix
January 1, 2008
So i wasn’t expecting much last night, considering I recently got in some trouble at college and didn’t know how late or long I could stay out and party on New Year’s. The first party I went too was uneventful and pretty slow, no girls except for maybe 2 worth talking too, and most had boyfriends. There was this girl named Angela though, easily a 10 and wearing this low cut shirt which made it very easy to mistake her breasts for her eyes. The party happened to be at her house too. I was standing alone and there was some baklava laid out, i picked one up and started eating it and Angela came out of now where and started a conversation about it. I took that as an IoI (random conversation started about a piece of baklava) and playfully flirted a little, light kino, I’m pretty sure she was involved with someone so I wasn’t about to take it far with everyone around and she was busy cleaning up the house anyway (I know I know, excuses, I should have hooked up with this 3, three IoIs is all you need.) About 20 minutes later we had to leave, I atleast wanted to see if I could get some more IoI’s out of her. Before we left I came up to talk once more and started with both my hands out inviting her hands. She saw me, instantly took my hands, and gave them a squeeze and then gave me a big hug. IoI’s from the hottest girl at the party and one I’ve had a crush on for a while was good enough for me there, a buddy of mine knew of a party in the next town over and asked “hey you wanna go tear it up at this party with me and Zak.” I was itching for a chance to go to a party with people I didn’t know so I instantly said yes.
We pulled up to a real big house, and right away a car with three chicks pulled up behind us and I took the reigns introducing myself to all of them. I hadn’t really gone out with these guys since the start of college so they weren’t used to me introducing myself as Hash or even me being able to pull chicks but I knew how to work this party and this was going to be the main event of the night. We were only planning on staying for 20 minutes so if anything was going to happen I had to make it happen fast. I walked in with the two girls on my arms (they were so-so, definitely not worth wasting my night on.) and went to the first person I saw, a 4 set, 1 guy and 3 girls standing near the bar. I introduced myself to the guy and chatted with him for a second, then I used one of my favorite lines “Introduce me to your friends man.” It’s very easy for people to remember my name Hash and it always starts interesting conversations, tonight was no different. The girl behind the bar, real cute face, body could have used work, asks “Do you smoke?” … “Of course girl, didn’t you hear my name? I’m Hash” … “Do you have anything with you?” … “Yeah out in my car, you want to go right now?” … “Definitely let’s go.” No less than 3 minutes walking into the party, I was walking back out with a girl on my arm, I gave a look to my buddy who I came with as I passed (he wasn’t even in the house yet) and gave him the thumbs up. If a girl is willing to come out to your car with you right after meeting her, it’s 100% on and all you need is some proper escalation. We chatted for a few and I just dove in for the kiss, we kissed for a little and I suggested “How about we do this next one in the back seat?” She readily agreed so I just kept on escalating, we started pretty much dry humping with me on top of her and she unzipped her pants and asked if I had a condom…. SHIT! I never had a chance to go to my house before going out so I couldn’t get a condom! I’m an IDOIT! … I suggest calling one of my friends but she says no don’t bother. Although I didn’t have a condom, I never showed like I was angry, I just acted like I didn’t care and she was missing out. We went back into the party after some more making out and I found my friends playing a game of beer pong. “Yo what happened with that girl???”… “Uhhh, It was going alright, but I didn’t have a condom.” … “Are you serious?! (pulls a condom out of his back pocket and slips it into my hand) I need that so if you don’t use it you better give it back!” … I chilled in the party a little more, chatted with some people and it seemed like the whole party already knew who Hash was and I was only in there for 3 minutes. I saw the girl again and said “Hey wanna go back out to the car?” She said yes instantly and we walked back out, entered the backseat right away and I hopped right on top of her. “Take these off (refering to pants)” … “Oh you got a condom? Show me it” … I not only showed it to her but put it on and went to work…
All in all, great night, lots of fun, and it just shows that literally ANYTHING is possible so don’t limit yourself and if you are getting the IoIs all you need to do is just keep escalating!
-Hash
January 1, 2008
Good you left the first party and left that girl hanging.. means you can always go back… way better than hanging around her all night knowing nothing could happen then.
January 1, 2008
hash. how did u forget the condom? that’s one thing u can’t forget. luckily ur boy wasn’t getting laid lol. back in the days I use to fuck shit up by sticking around it just makes u look desperate.. real slick going in with the average girls smart move playa
January 1, 2008
Great story hash. As for me, nothing big happened in New Years, went to a family party. I do have a question though. Met this girl and did the whole kino, cocky comedy, etc and she was into me. Possible LTR but recently she hasn’t called me back and it’s been a week (only called her 2-3 times). So I basically left a message on her phone ala Ross Jefferies which basically said that I wasn’t going to call again, not in a mean, jerk way but mature and subtle. Bobby, I’m not going to call her again, so if she does call me, what do you suggest I do?
January 1, 2008
wow, im glad to see im not the only one who followed Bobby’s instructions last night.. lol
seriously though, that post helped me alot. i guess it gave me the lil extra boost of confidence i needed to be able to pull of what i did (fully closed an hb7). basically all i did was lock in between a good group of girls, lay back, and let them come to me. i pretty much went out with the mindset of having fun, but my goal was to at least get a New Years kiss by the end of the night.luckily i ended up with a little more
January 1, 2008
You put hindered your inner game with this comment “posssible LTR” You really shouldn’t start viewing a girl as possible LTR until after a couple weeks of dating. If you view her that way to soon it will show in your actions because you’ll be trying to hard for her.
As for her not calling… this sometimes can be a hectic week for people with traveling and stuff…I agree you shouldn’t call again…
if she calls back… wait to see if you gives a reason for not calling.. you can bust on her a bit by calling her a busy girl.. but dont dwell.. a player doesn’t sit around waiting for a girl to call…so she shouldnt think thats what you were doing.. instead talk about the great time you had on new years (its not lying its flirting)
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January 1, 2008
Killswitch
i agree with Bobby, its better not to think of a girl as LTR when you first get to know her.. it only leads to bad outcomes time and time again. i know this, because like you, i often would meet a new girl and instantly place her in ‘possible LTR’ zone and would start treating her like she was something “special”.. needless to say, it never worked out.
so like bobby said, dont dwell on it too much. in fact, i believe youve already done what you could so far, so just focus on going out and meeting more girls. have options, have things going on in your life. it helps to forget those One-Itis kinda girls, as well as makes you a more interesting person that will in turn attract more girls towards you.
January 1, 2008
Bobby and Fredex,
Thanks to the both of you.
January 2, 2008
Number closed about 4 girls at a new years shindig I went to.
Two of those 4 girls live about an hour from me.
But the Ukranian girl is not bad lookin’ at all and lives in my city. I may try things with her.
-Seraf
January 2, 2008
yea totally if u start to seem needy u lose. if I call twice or 3 times to no response I don’t call no more I don’t leave a msg saying I won’t I just forget it. I think leaving that msg puts u in the needy zone cuz it shows that ur thinking about her not calling you, and you should be the prize its her loss not yours. if and when they do finally call I don’t ask why they haven’t called I act like I don’t know who they are by asking ‘who is this?’ and then be like ‘oooo I forgot all about u’ that’s what I do. I want the girl to be working to get me not the other way around
January 2, 2008
Very true Teddy, thats the way i like to play things too.. unfortunately, there are those times where i get One-Itis, and end up texting a girl for any random reason that i possibly could.. which usually ends up bad in the long run. yet if i do what your saying and only call/text a limited amount of time, and dont care about getting a response, i usually end up getting one as soon as a day later.
January 2, 2008
Great story by Hash!
I have an old New Year’s story, not about hot to get laid but how NOT to get laid. When I was younger and still a rookie, I was all about drinking myself into a stupor. I went out for New Years, a girl I knew liked me was bartending. She hooked me up with tons of free drinks. Because they were free and I knew this hot chick liked me which gave me an ego boost, I drank like a fish. I went to the hottest club in town at the time with my friends and we all got in. I was meeting girls left and right, and we were all drinking like crazy. Kiss closing left and right. One girl I even kiss closed without talking to her, just by staring at her for a few seconds. At that point all I had to do was just pick one girl out of the many I laid down foundation with over the course of the night and take her home.
Problem was, I got myself to drunk. I couldn’t even function anymore and was becoming a stumblebum. My friends, it turns out, were throwing up. We all got thrown out in the club in the freezing snow without our jackets and my boy got a major nosebleed. We were basically huddled together on the corner with no jackets, covered in snow and my friend covered in blood (it was only from his nose but it was caked all over his clothes).
I never went so fast from top of the world to the bottom, but it taught me a valuable lesson about how abusing liquor does your game no good. Instead of helping out my game, it just made it worse. A really valuable life lesson. And don’t even get me started on the hangover.
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January 2, 2008
yea I totally fucked it up with this 9.5 like 4 months ago by texting way too much and if I didn’t get aresponse lol I would text her asking if she got it. what make it worse was I knew I shouldn’t have been doing it but I still did it. never again, that’s why I stay with my DGF attitiude(dont giva fuck) I’M THE FUCKING PRIZE lol
January 2, 2008
Alcohol can also be known as False Confidence. A true PUA can run his game without Alcohol.
If you think you need Alcohol to meet women, there is something seriously wrong with your inner game.
-Seraf
January 2, 2008
I have spent many New Years eve passed out in my own vomit… It is a very fine line between being king of the world… and drunken spectacle… Unfortanately I’ve crossed that line many times.
January 3, 2008
i think a couple drinks(not drunk maybe a light buzz) works wonders when doing PU’s yea it might be a false confidence but for ppl with the approach anxiety it works wonders because it put u in the DGF mindstate, now dont get me wrong it can definatly be overdone and fuck it all up but sometimes even one shot will do it for u. weed lol does the oppisite atleast for me cuz i get so deep in my mind and thinking waaayyyyyy to much lol thats why i only do that occasionaly now mostly when i clean or something cuz i get so focused
January 3, 2008
but anytime i was at a party or bar stoned I was worthless for picking up chix.
A few beers was always best… although i’ve been known to far exceed a few beers on many a nights.
January 3, 2008
i can definitely vouche for that. a few drinks that cause a light buzz can be good.. because like Teddy said, it gives you that DGF attitude, which is basically what all PUAs say that you need. its been that very attitude that has gotten me quite a bit of makeouts at parties and even a full close.