If life were a movie I’d head out tonight to a local dive bar where Megan Fox would be sitting, drinking a Budweiser, already half-in-the-bag, smoking a Marlboro Red, in a skimpy denim skirt… she’d fall instantly in love with my cocky, yet funny sense of humor, be charmed senseless by my stories of wild Brazilian adventures, and be instantaneously attracted to me as I negged her about her trashy tattoos, and biker chick style.
After a half hour of gentle flirtation we’d both agree that maybe we should head somewhere more private… I would suggest The Gallery in South Amboy because of its chic ambiance, mirrored ceilings, and inviting heart shaped hot tub. Upon arriving we’d be tearing off each other’s clothing before we even got fully through the motel door.
You can use your imagination for the rest… I am.
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February 22, 2008
February 22, 2008
Has she been in anything other than transformers… i think i saw her in some disney flick once
February 22, 2008
wow..
thats all i can say about her.
heard of her before but never seen her..
wow..
February 23, 2008
I remember watching transformers, and my friend went all hype on that scene when she was fixing the car LOOL!
Thumbs, i think shes on the Sarah connor chronicles (The Terminator) - New series.
Pzz
February 23, 2008
Very little women in hollywood actually make me speechless. Meagan Fox is on the top of the list (Nicole Kidman and Scarlet Johanson are the others)
February 23, 2008
OMG, I love Scarlet Johanson! B-E-A-utiful!
February 24, 2008
She’s not on Sarah Chronicles, that’s Lena Hadley.
@Bobby: That whole effing scene is on drugs. Seriously, it shocked me that people in LA use coke like it’s a drink at the pub.
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February 24, 2008
OMG, I love Scarlet Johanson! B-E-A-utiful!
i agree you 110% mike, u seen the island? ooooweeeee
February 24, 2008
“She’s not on Sarah Chronicles, that’s Lena Hadley. ”
Yeah, i know i got confused. Shez the one from 300 right?
Pzz
February 27, 2008
Fox is gorgeous, but she doesn’t really seem my type.
I’d take any (hot) Latina over her any day!
-Seraf
February 27, 2008
Sexy!!!! I like it!!
February 27, 2008
she is a fuking 9 man
February 27, 2008
a 9? i say shes a 9.5.
very close to a 10, and i dont say that often..
February 27, 2008
id say 9.5 fred but i already know u rate close to me
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February 28, 2008
Although I’m more into Helen Hunt and Michelle Pfeiffer, but Megan is having something special and different…if you know what I mean
February 28, 2008
“but Megan is having something special and different…if you know what I mean :)”
dont tell me she has a dick..
February 28, 2008
helen hunt use to look good but have u seen her recently? it has depleted but when she was on that mad about u show during the begining, i hada crush on her and in one episode u get this nice side boob shot
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