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Welcome to our new interactive Series “Ask An Alpha Male”. You ask the questions and Slash Falcon supplies you with his Awesome Alpha Male relationship Advice. Don’t forget to ask your questions for next week!

Are you a runty beta male who wants to know how to become an Alpha Male? or maybe your a babe who wants to learn how to capture a Alpha Males Manly Weiner.

Your Host Slash Falcon will tell you how. This weeks topics are flowers givers, vegetables eaters and Canada.

Be sure to comment your questions that way Slash can answer them in one of the following week’s episodes!





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277 comments
  1. MikeStoute
    April 7, 2008

    [..YouTube..] This video rocks! It’s going to be a great series!

  2. hyphen782
    April 7, 2008

    [..YouTube..] nice.it is a shame you cant hear vegetables cryi bet theyd taste better

  3. vivalaal
    April 7, 2008

    [..YouTube..] awesome manyou know whats crazy? last night i was thinking how cool it would be if you made a series like thisnice work

  4. HyvesTV
    April 7, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Hyper funny in a cool jacket, liked it a lot !! Gonna watch it again;)Thank you.

  5. noobtubefilm
    April 8, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Slash murders the mash. I rhyme. Am I manly?

  6. Agriking
    April 8, 2008

    [..YouTube..] 10 inches? I have to have an extra leg sewn into my pants to accommodate it now. Any larger would just be silly.

  7. sumfamousperson17
    April 8, 2008

    [..YouTube..] I freaking love your videos! What kind of books should an alpha male read?

  8. Mystery69
    April 8, 2008

    [..YouTube..] how many chicks do you score with a day?

  9. floysie21
    April 8, 2008

    [..YouTube..] MY question isIs chuck norris more manly then slash falconryan,mn

  10. MCSaftyGuy
    April 8, 2008

    [..YouTube..] i have a ? how hard is it to get a girlfriend

  11. aronlawrencerules
    April 8, 2008

    [..YouTube..] hey does skateboard inpresse hot chicks? corey from Sherbrooke,QC

  12. sumfamousperson17
    April 8, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Lindsay, CA

  13. Geegsies
    April 8, 2008

    [..YouTube..] what is your best technique on T-Bagging the guy you just beat up?

  14. Anonymous
    April 8, 2008

    Mike is buff in that photo

  15. eddy
    April 8, 2008

    Slash what is the alpha males way of dealing with a girl you want to fuck who’s not interested? (please dont say date rape pills lol!)

  16. bentleyiscool
    April 8, 2008

    [..YouTube..] dude im drunk and this is stil funny as hell yo “if there was anything good in canada, america would have taken it by now.. DUHH.” lol. thanks for the laughs retodd, lookin forward to some more slash falcon (havnt seen Bobby or Mike yet, they some faggot beta males yo? needta whip there faggot canadian asses into shape)

  17. PeteTheFreshman
    April 8, 2008

    I’ve heard that one of the ultimate alpha male pick up lines is "Show me where babies feed"… is this just an urban myth?

    PeteTheFreshman’s last blog post..Wordpress Plug In (sort of)

  18. Damien
    April 8, 2008

    How can I talk a girl into having anal sex?  I never tried it but really want to. 

  19. FredEx
    April 8, 2008

    hey Slash,can being just friends with a girl be cool too?

  20. Chriseycarlyeah324
    April 9, 2008

    [..YouTube..] chris from england liverpool askeswhat do you think of the queen of england?

  21. aznguitar60
    April 9, 2008

    [..YouTube..] how do you say hello in slash falcon form to a women?

  22. MCSaftyGuy
    April 9, 2008

    [..YouTube..] i have a ? i am trying to get a girlfriend wut should i do

  23. debonee
    April 9, 2008

    [..YouTube..] slash my roommate jim banged his girlfriend with his friend josh. he got shotgun anal, and the other friend josh got the vag. he told me there balls touched, does that make him gay?Thanks,~George, ME

  24. Yankeezcap
    April 9, 2008

    [..YouTube..] I’ve been tapping into my inner frat boy (the source from which all alpha life springs) and was wondering how do you tell a girl you really like her?

  25. TheSilentOne
    April 9, 2008

    What’s funny is I think Todd has ever gotten laid in his life. So this is what you’re doing with your time Australia. Wasting your time making stupid Viral videos?

  26. MikeStoute
    April 10, 2008

    I don’t know Todd, this guy sounds like he has some classic penis envy… Anonymous comments always show no spine in my book. Ha!

  27. Brad
    April 11, 2008

    Ha… he sounds like the guy from "Napoleon Dynamite"…

    "Rex coon do"… lol… or whatever.

    Brad’s last blog post..The Next ?Thinking? Step For Approach Anxiety

  28. seanster897
    April 13, 2008

    [..YouTube..] great canada joke. by the way, in canada’s defense they had two good things.maple syrup and hockey.and we took those. i wonder if im pissing any candians off… i can try harder. i can try to start a war. you hear that canada? get your tank ready!

  29. HBKanedge818
    April 17, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Paul McCartney is a vegetarian and he is one of the most famed musicians of all time.

  30. iratic
    April 22, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Usa and war? Thats a shocker:P

  31. seanster897
    April 22, 2008

    [..YouTube..] hahaha nice.

  32. mazon21
    April 24, 2008

    [..YouTube..] omg i like alhpa male way too much! =)

  33. xoxjenaxox
    April 26, 2008

    [..YouTube..] HHAHAHAH lmao @ canada quote, but nahh canadas chillin up therr

  34. xoxjenaxox
    April 26, 2008

    [..YouTube..] hahha! , truee

  35. falafela1980
    May 2, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Oh my God, that’s so funny. I’m Vangelis from Greece. I’m gay but I think it’s very funny, really……… Please stay that way…. My God I can’t stop laughing…..I’m writing and laughing….hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaaaaaaa….God

  36. KAPOWWWWWWW
    May 10, 2008

    [..YouTube..] wtfff lmfaooo

  37. GabTheScab
    May 18, 2008

    [..YouTube..] i could love you.

  38. nyer070
    May 28, 2008

    [..YouTube..] SOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! I love this video shows how canada FUCKIN sucks as hell! HAHAHAHA good points A++

  39. fuzzysocksproduction
    May 29, 2008

    [..YouTube..] you americans make me laugh !its not cold hear at all only when WINTER comes around!right now its fucking hot out !I bet you think we ride polar bears too .

  40. Nightjar1993
    May 30, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Dipshit. You don’t know what shit your getting into. Stick to what you know, you little cunt: Your fifty state capitals.

  41. Nightjar1993
    May 30, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Wow more “Invade Canada” Shit.You retarded twelve year old. America wouldn’t… No. America CAN’T invade Canada. You can’t start a war because your a fucking twelve year old racist stereotypist. You don’t understand how the world works and you never will. Americans don’t learn shit past their 50 states.Stick that up your wide fat ass, little Sean.

  42. nyer070
    May 30, 2008

    [..YouTube..] seems your only fucking 15 fuckin years old so shut the fuck up and go back, poop, brush your teeth and go to bed ok? LMAO!!! CANADA FUCKIN SUCKSSSSS AS HELLLLLLLLLLLLL

  43. Nightjar1993
    May 31, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Oh, and what are you, ten. Because thats about the level your comebacks are at.Stupid cuntroffel.

  44. wethago
    May 31, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Dude, shut up, you are making yourself look like more of a rejectard/loser with every one of your pointless posts. Quit causing trouble over the comp and go outside.

  45. uBeR1337gUy
    June 3, 2008

    [..YouTube..] I’d say both of you are being retarded. Keep your stupid little bullshit comments to yourselves. Everyone in the entire fucking world is ignorant, it isn’t just Americans, so shut the fuck up.

  46. retoddedmovies
    June 3, 2008

    [..YouTube..] YOU ARE GREAT! best commment EVER

  47. retoddedmovies
    June 3, 2008

    [..YouTube..] YOU ARE GREAT! best commment EVER

  48. Nightjar1993
    June 3, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Why would you say that? All these Americans are posting these stupid ass comments. I’m not trying to anger anyone. I am just trying to stand up for my country.

  49. zasz12345
    June 8, 2008

    [..YouTube..] typical american shit!!! by saying canada has nothing good, i geuss you all don’t like fresh water then, usa don’t got any fresh water!! where do you think you and the rest of the world get it from? mcdonalds!!!

  50. wakeupsunshinex
    June 9, 2008

    [..YouTube..] thats obviously not his real voice…stupid

  51. xxrawkhardxx
    June 16, 2008

    [..YouTube..] retarded bullshit.canada rocks, no two ways about it.

  52. superjf3
    June 19, 2008

    [..YouTube..] yo can you put this coment in a vidoe: why does everyone hate america?

  53. daysaliving
    June 19, 2008

    [..YouTube..] geesh he doesnt even make up his own lines he looks retarted when he looks up

  54. Warpath2198
    June 22, 2008

    [..YouTube..] LOL vegetarian what a homo. If a man doesn’t eat meat then he is a pussy. I love to work out with weights and eat steaks, chicken, etc. Eating greens with no meat is totally against evolution and it shows when you see these retarded Vegan Canadians looking all skinny, pale and just about ready to die. Oh well more women for me to have sex with.

  55. LaSurfer71
    June 30, 2008

    [..YouTube..] get a life you fucking idoit america is a shit hole its funny to watch it go to shit

  56. mayb880
    June 30, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Canada is ok but it’s no America. It’s hard to get ahead in Canada. Only 41% of Canadians own their own home.73% of Americans own their own homes :)I was born in Hamilton, ONT and moving the the USA was the best thing I ever did.

  57. docrosko
    July 1, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Happy Canada Day to all you from the People’s Republic of Canuckistan. Thanks for being our crazy neighbors in the attic.

  58. slimrock24
    July 6, 2008

    [..YouTube..] im canadian and im proud of it im not one of the america haters i just think that a good number of americans are reatarded and they spend some much time in th fucking south they think canadians live in little ice houses so im posint this commpent on my oild powered computer all i have to say is A COUNTRIE OTHER THAN AMERICA FUCKED UP RIGHT?

  59. convulsion123
    July 8, 2008

    [..YouTube..] You Canadians are so uptight.

  60. convulsion123
    July 8, 2008

    [..YouTube..] You Canadians are so uptight.

  61. Euterpe001
    July 12, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Yes that’s why we can smoke a joint just about anywhere we want and the cops can’t really do shit (besides take it away), our age of consent is 14, certain episodes of our tv shows (that are too ‘morally corrupt’ for US standards) are banned in the US, and our strippers do things that are illegal over there. Yes we’re VERY uptight lol.

  62. Euterpe001
    July 12, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Yes that’s why we can smoke a joint just about anywhere we want and the cops can’t really do shit (besides take it away), our age of consent is 14, certain episodes of our tv shows (that are too ‘morally corrupt’ for US standards) are banned in the US, and our strippers do things that are illegal over there. Yes we’re VERY uptight lol.

  63. Euterpe001
    July 12, 2008

    [..YouTube..] We Canadian girls are also hotter and according to many American men I’ve talked to, a ton more fun.

  64. Euterpe001
    July 12, 2008

    [..YouTube..] We Canadian girls are also hotter and according to many American men I’ve talked to, a ton more fun.

  65. retoddedmovies
    July 12, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Yes, 14 year olds being able to have sex is so important. what ever would we do with out those knocked up north of the border 8th graders.

  66. retoddedmovies
    July 12, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Yes, 14 year olds being able to have sex is so important. what ever would we do with out those knocked up north of the border 8th graders.

  67. retoddedmovies
    July 12, 2008

    [..YouTube..] There are many pretty canadian girls, but really for the most part canadian girls are exactly like american girls.

  68. retoddedmovies
    July 12, 2008

    [..YouTube..] There are many pretty canadian girls, but really for the most part canadian girls are exactly like american girls.

  69. Euterpe001
    July 12, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Sexual education is very important in the Canadian school system. In highschool I worked as a peer counsellor going to elementary schools and teaching kids about sex ed. Your religious right nut Bush supports abstinence-only programs and basically tries to ignore proper sex ed.

  70. Euterpe001
    July 12, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Well obviously. It just sounded cool. I mean we all basically descended from the same groups of people. But it’s true when I said many American men I’ve known think we’re more fun. Not ’slutty’ just not as uptight.

  71. Euterpe001
    July 12, 2008

    [..YouTube..] p.s I’m fully aware that ‘your religious right nut’ sounds kind of uh, odd…

  72. convulsion123
    July 12, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Alright I take that back ,because you have good taste in music :)

  73. mrbutternice
    July 13, 2008

    [..YouTube..] sure u can smoke & sh*t in Canada, but u can do that HERE. and have the thrill of running away from the law. XD

  74. mrbutternice
    July 13, 2008

    [..YouTube..] sure u can smoke & sh*t in Canada, but u can do that HERE. and have the thrill of running away from the law. XD

  75. mrbutternice
    July 13, 2008

    [..YouTube..] sure u can smoke & sh*t in Canada, but u can do that HERE. and have the thrill of running away from the law. XD

  76. Euterpe001
    July 13, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Just hope they don’t catch you.

  77. rockthecasba16
    July 18, 2008

    [..YouTube..] It isn’t 14 everywhere.

  78. indigoPeick
    July 20, 2008

    [..YouTube..] QUESTION:How old is too old for you, sex wise?Please answer!btw, I’m not old. If you thinking that.

  79. indigoPeick
    July 20, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Indigo, sydney

  80. indigoPeick
    July 20, 2008

    [..YouTube..] No, it’s 16 in Australia.

  81. rockthecasba16
    July 20, 2008

    [..YouTube..] I meant in Canada lol.

  82. SexyLacrosseBabe
    July 20, 2008

    [..YouTube..] canada doesnt suck

  83. indigoPeick
    July 21, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Ohh sorry x)x.

  84. rockthecasba16
    July 22, 2008

    [..YouTube..] That’s ok.

  85. k9k8k7k6k5k4k321
    July 26, 2008

    [..YouTube..] this guy is such a duchbag!!

  86. handsomejustin
    July 27, 2008

    [..YouTube..] if Canada has something good, then America will have already taken it

  87. ridingstar11
    July 27, 2008

    [..YouTube..] fuck u canada dosent suck

  88. l1cht
    July 31, 2008

    [..YouTube..] lmao

  89. avalita139607
    July 31, 2008

    [..YouTube..] this is retarded and fuck you. prick.

  90. sylentz1
    July 31, 2008

    [..YouTube..] this guy needs to join the fucking army

  91. kylewilk04
    August 1, 2008

    [..YouTube..] this retard can suck it Canada does definitely not suck!!!

  92. mirela566
    August 1, 2008

    [..YouTube..] canada is the best

  93. PointingOutTheTruth
    August 2, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Okay, Todd. You know me. This was funny.I have a question:Did they find your face on the windshield from the car that hit you?-Ariel, Montclair, NJ

  94. LogicalAssault
    August 4, 2008

    [..YouTube..] LOL!!! Actually you can murder a carrot, it is alive moron.

  95. ispeakgibberish
    August 8, 2008

    [..YouTube..] they’ve tried… many times, they’ve invaded us twice AND LOST BOTH TIMES, they tried to control our output, that’s what FIRA is for, they just don’t understand that they can’t win

  96. johnnyponny4
    August 12, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Lol, so funny. Why are so many Canadians taking this so seriously LMFAO.Lighten up!!!!

  97. AndyMitchell765
    August 13, 2008

    [..YouTube..] yea hes right about canada !

  98. noevercom
    August 14, 2008

    [..YouTube..] this real man look like he shaves his chest…

  99. k9k8k7k6k5k4k321
    August 15, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Haha……….heezzzz a cock

  100. Nightjar1993
    August 18, 2008

    [..YouTube..] SHIT

  101. Nightjar1993
    August 18, 2008

    [..YouTube..] THIS

  102. Nightjar1993
    August 18, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Fuck

  103. Nightjar1993
    August 18, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Want to know how HOT Canada is, see my video.Canada is Cold? LOL!

  104. simpsonzanimefan13
    August 20, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Yeah but you lost to Britain. And America defeated them and became a free country in 1776. And, your still under Britain’s control :)

  105. ispeakgibberish
    August 21, 2008

    [..YouTube..] we never fought Britain once dumbshit. we gained self governance in 1867, just short of civil war, and gained independance in 1931, the commonwealth however is not under Britain’s control, all commonwealth nations are equal to each other and Britian, as for the Governor General or the Queen, if you’d actually look at our history you’d realize that she has no influence whatsoever

  106. simpsonzanimefan13
    August 21, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Then why is Britain’s queen on your money?

  107. ispeakgibberish
    August 21, 2008

    [..YouTube..] it’s a sign of good faith, we did not renounce our British heritage as you did, it’s of no significance to who rules us. as i said, we acheived independence peacefully, if you had done so, then you’d probably have her on your money too, it’s absolutely meaningless

  108. ispeakgibberish
    August 21, 2008

    [..YouTube..] it’s a sign of good faith, we did not renounce our British heritage as you did, it’s of no significance to who rules us. as i said, we acheived independence peacefully, if you had done so, then you’d probably have her on your money too, it’s absolutely meaningless

  109. simpsonzanimefan13
    August 21, 2008

    [..YouTube..] It’s more of a sign that they beat you in a war.

  110. simpsonzanimefan13
    August 21, 2008

    [..YouTube..] It’s more of a sign that they beat you in a war.

  111. ispeakgibberish
    August 21, 2008

    [..YouTube..] WE’VE NEVER FOUGHT BRITAIN IN A WAR YOU CHILD!! i’ve already said that! we have however been a self-governing, independant country since 1867 it is a symbolic notion of comaradery, NOTHING MORE

  112. simpsonzanimefan13
    August 21, 2008

    [..YouTube..] In a war or not, Canada still sucks :D

  113. amazinero
    August 22, 2008

    [..YouTube..] This guy is funny. The opening was straight from “ZOOLANDER”. This is Zoolanderly funny!

  114. ispeakgibberish
    August 22, 2008

    [..YouTube..] my, you’re a dipshit aren’t you. okay, tell me how Canada sucks (no retarded american stereotypes if you please), and then i’ll tell you why the US sucks

  115. simpsonzanimefan13
    August 22, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Canada’s flag was made by laziness. Anybody could’ve looked at the ground and drew a leaf. Canada is suckish to the whole world. Canada’s army couldn’t defend a tree. And if you call a Canadian retarded they’d fall to the ground and cry. If you call an American retarded they’d punch you in the face. And I know these reasons best because I eat apple pie and I watch baseball and football.

  116. ispeakgibberish
    August 23, 2008

    [..YouTube..] you mock our flag? look at your own! it uses the exact same colours Britain used (you were figthing them if i recall) and a child could have thought of the design, ours is symbolic of new life, suck that. the Canadian forces are the best trained soldiers ion the world, it’s a matter of results, number one in peacekeeping, number one in the air, and only 90 casualties in Afghanistan after killing nearly 40 00 taliban (you’ve killed a similar number), (cont)

  117. ispeakgibberish
    August 23, 2008

    [..YouTube..] you’ve never met a Canadian, so don’t try your hateful garbage. Canada is a world leader in all aspects, resources, democracy, peacekeeping, economy, human rights, whatever. Baseball is the absolute WORST spectator sport, it’s not even entertaining if you’re not playing, oh, and the CFL came well before the NFL, the oldest profootball team in North America is the Toronto Argonauts, HA HA!!! the phrase “i know these reasons best” makes no sense, i’m sorry i don’t speak your hick lingo (cont)

  118. ispeakgibberish
    August 23, 2008

    [..YouTube..] and now i’ll explain why the US sucks (this may take a while) number 1. in the 2006 “programme for international student assessment” you see repetitive top names in all fields, Finland, Korea, Taiwan, Canada… but where’s the US?? not even in the top twenty;) 2. all that money, but the highest poverty rate inthe developed world 15.4%, so unfortunate, Canada’s is 2.6% 3. second fattest in the world (Austaralia) but by sheer girth you outweigh anyone, Canada’s not even top ten (cont)

  119. ispeakgibberish
    August 23, 2008

    [..YouTube..] 4. all your rights went out the window with the patriot act, your phones are tapped, you have huge restrictions on media and free speech, and any american can be detained indefinitely witout warrant or access to a lawyer 5. your external debt totals 99% of your GDP 13.773 trillion, while public debt totals 59.1 trillion 6.your dollar has been the worst performing currency in the world for the past five years 7. you did NOT invent the lightbulb, Candian Henry Woodward did (cont)

  120. ispeakgibberish
    August 23, 2008

    [..YouTube..] 8. Canada supplies 70% of your ol every year, 2.5 million barrels daily, we supply 80% of your lumber, 30% of your freshwater, and we power most of New England 9 Canada beats you in nearly every UN or international survey (Gini coefficient, HDI, global peace index, freedom of the press/economic, average IQ, etc) and the list goes on…

  121. retoddedmovies
    August 23, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Your are living proof canada is so boring all people do is sit on youtube

  122. retoddedmovies
    August 23, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Your are living proof canada is so boring all people do is sit on youtube

  123. ispeakgibberish
    August 23, 2008

    [..YouTube..] and you’re fucking retarded, i got home from a swim meet, and decided to go on youtube, is that a crime?!

  124. ispeakgibberish
    August 23, 2008

    [..YouTube..] and you’re fucking retarded, i got home from a swim meet, and decided to go on youtube, is that a crime?!

  125. ispeakgibberish
    August 23, 2008

    [..YouTube..] oil, not ol

  126. ispeakgibberish
    August 23, 2008

    [..YouTube..] oil, not ol

  127. ispeakgibberish
    August 23, 2008

    [..YouTube..] besides, i was talking to someone else

  128. simpsonzanimefan13
    August 23, 2008

    [..YouTube..] If your independent from Britain why do you spell like British people? Your flag means new life? What are you guys, hippy’s smoking pot? But Canada’s army is small and still sucks.

  129. simpsonzanimefan13
    August 23, 2008

    [..YouTube..] If your independent from Britain why do you spell like British people? Your flag means new life? What are you guys, hippy’s smoking pot? But Canada’s army is small and still sucks.

  130. hebber1961
    August 24, 2008

    [..YouTube..] more like alpha dork

  131. hebber1961
    August 24, 2008

    [..YouTube..] more like alpha dork

  132. ispeakgibberish
    August 25, 2008

    [..YouTube..] still no real reply, how unfortunate, okay, i’ve already told you that we did not renounce our British heritage, and that statement makes no sense, even you should know that the British spelling is correct (it’s the original, besides “colour” looks a hell of a lot better that “color”) and have you ever seen a new maple leaf, when it emerges from the bud it is bright red, DURRi’ve already told you we don’t need an overcompensative military, ours is far better trained, and you know it

  133. simpsonzanimefan13
    August 25, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Well colour is the incorrect spelling since the population of America is bigger than Canada and the UK combined, and most European and Asian countries learn how to spell the American way. And most people refer to America, over Canada and the UK. Is there even I history to Canad’s flag, besides tree hugging Canadians?

  134. ispeakgibberish
    August 25, 2008

    [..YouTube..] well, no that’s a retarded assumption to base it on population, and whether or not that’s true it’s because you actually bother advertising in Asia, and Europeans learn the British spelling (proximity) the term colour came first, just like the CFL, and the maple leaf. the leaf has been a symbol for Canada since 1700, yours was just random, it is meant to symbolise as i said new life, and a devotion to preservation of the earth. Tree hugging? you’re just another american afraid of non-conformancy

  135. simpsonzanimefan13
    August 25, 2008

    [..YouTube..] The 13 stripes stand for the original 13 colonies tard, and the 50 stars stand for the 50 states, and I don’t care what came first. New life is as hippy as was the 60’s. And tree hugging is the perfect way to describe your flag since, ya know, maple leaves come from maple trees.

  136. ispeakgibberish
    August 25, 2008

    [..YouTube..] well, no your flag has been altered to fit 50 stars, even you should know that it had a circle to begin with. and i know what the numbers stand for, i don’t care, Washington paid some old whore to make a flag, and she made one that was far too similar to Britain’s for a rebellious colony. and you are just a waste of my time if you think the 60’s have any relevance to a country’s flag.

  137. simpsonzanimefan13
    August 25, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Britain’s flag has no friggen stars! And do you even know what the 60’s was like?

  138. simpsonzanimefan13
    August 25, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Britain’s flag has no friggen stars! And do you even know what the 60’s was like?

  139. simpsonzanimefan13
    August 25, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Britain’s flag has no friggen stars! And do you even know what the 60’s was like?

  140. ispeakgibberish
    August 26, 2008

    [..YouTube..] i’ve already said this once, COLOUR, therein lies the similarity, red… white… and blue, you know, Britain, oh and there’s France, Malaysia, Cuba, Russia they all use those colours… god, it’s like talking to a 10 year oldand no, i was not there, but i’d imagine you weren’t either judging by your age. besides, that’s not what i said, a time period can have no influence on a country’s flag, the maple leaf has symbolised Canada since 1700, and you still haven’t disputed my earlier claims

  141. simpsonzanimefan13
    August 26, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Do you think I care if a flag uses brown and pink? And no, I wasn’t alive in the 60’s, but most people know about it. And you didn’t even make any earlier claims.

  142. ispeakgibberish
    August 26, 2008

    [..YouTube..] brown and pink???? where are you getting that from?yes i did, those like 6 comments listing just some reasons why the US sucks, that was the original basis of this conversation but you ignored all but one

  143. simpsonzanimefan13
    August 26, 2008

    [..YouTube..] I was being sarcastic stupid. And Canada sucks because the people there have stupid accents, and Canada copied America, but they did a crappy job at it.

  144. ispeakgibberish
    August 26, 2008

    [..YouTube..] you’re calling me stupid now? how immature. we don’t have accents, that is your own retarded stereotype, if anyone says “eh” it’s americans attempting a bad imitation of a non-existant accent. and no, Canada was inhabited at the same time, by the same people, we developed at the same rate, we’re not that different personally, our differences lie in governance, Canada’s liberal free society, to the US’s neocon semi-fascist society. i”m happy right here in Canada, the REAL land of the free

  145. simpsonzanimefan13
    August 27, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Canadians have an accent, and does Canada celebrate their “independence”, every summer? No. And if Canada grew at the same rate, why does their country suck so bad? Canadians are wannabes. The act like Americans so they think they can cross our borders without a frigging care in the world. I say we nuke Canada. Never helped this world in any way, except giving Americans something to make fun of.

  146. simpsonzanimefan13
    August 27, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Canadians have an accent, and does Canada celebrate their “independence”, every summer? No. And if Canada grew at the same rate, why does their country suck so bad? Canadians are wannabes. The act like Americans so they think they can cross our borders without a frigging care in the world. I say we nuke Canada. Never helped this world in any way, except giving Americans something to make fun of.

  147. ispeakgibberish
    August 27, 2008

    [..YouTube..] well, no we don’t so whatever. and yes we do, July 1st.you have provided no reasoning as to why Canda sucks, you are in no way the “original” as you are making it out to be, you thkn because you happen to do it, you did it first, well that’s where you’re wrong, american idol, stolen from British pop idol, iron chef america-Japanese, lightbulb Canadian, internet British, tv Scottish, telephone Canadian, pacemaker Canadian, the javascript used to process all this Canadian (cont)

  148. ispeakgibberish
    August 27, 2008

    [..YouTube..] well, no we don’t so whatever. and yes we do, July 1st.you have provided no reasoning as to why Canda sucks, you are in no way the “original” as you are making it out to be, you thkn because you happen to do it, you did it first, well that’s where you’re wrong, american idol, stolen from British pop idol, iron chef america-Japanese, lightbulb Canadian, internet British, tv Scottish, telephone Canadian, pacemaker Canadian, the javascript used to process all this Canadian (cont)

  149. ispeakgibberish
    August 27, 2008

    [..YouTube..] well, no we don’t so whatever. and yes we do, July 1st.you have provided no reasoning as to why Canda sucks, you are in no way the “original” as you are making it out to be, you thkn because you happen to do it, you did it first, well that’s where you’re wrong, american idol, stolen from British pop idol, iron chef america-Japanese, lightbulb Canadian, internet British, tv Scottish, telephone Canadian, pacemaker Canadian, the javascript used to process all this Canadian (cont)

  150. ispeakgibberish
    August 27, 2008

    [..YouTube..] you faggots think you can cross our borders to get healthcare, so don’t bother with thatCanadians have invented a shitload of the modern conveniences i’m sure you used in the past 24 hours. you know nothing about Canada, but it’s the easiest thing in the world to find out. honestly, fuck off and get over this inferiority complex of yours before replying again

  151. ispeakgibberish
    August 27, 2008

    [..YouTube..] you faggots think you can cross our borders to get healthcare, so don’t bother with thatCanadians have invented a shitload of the modern conveniences i’m sure you used in the past 24 hours. you know nothing about Canada, but it’s the easiest thing in the world to find out. honestly, fuck off and get over this inferiority complex of yours before replying again

  152. simpsonzanimefan13
    August 27, 2008

    [..YouTube..] American Idol is better than British Idol, Food Network is as American as America is gonna get. Light bulb, a monkey could invent that. Internet obviously American. The United States National Science Foundation funded NSFNET, to some college or something. TV, American. Cell phone invented by an American in America. Pacemaker, easy, and you don’t need Javascript to use the Internet.

  153. ispeakgibberish
    August 27, 2008

    [..YouTube..] i said pop idol, you only think it’s bettr because you haven’t seen it. iron chef is a Japanese program, you stole it because it was popular. a monkey? in 1874, Henry Woodward invented the lightbulb, you’re fucking stupid to make that comparator, Sir Tim Berners-Lee (Brit) invented the internet, John Logie-Baird (Scot) invented tv, the cell phone would not exist without the phone itself, and besides a Canadian invented the Blackberry phone, “the greatest business tool of the modern era” (cont)

  154. ispeakgibberish
    August 27, 2008

    [..YouTube..] that’s horribly typical of an american, saying something you don’t like is meaningless. so saving lives means nothing to you? revolutionizing healthcare is useless? how about that statement i gave you earlier about the “programme for international student assessment” i suppose it means nothing to you because you don’t like it. GROW UP

  155. simpsonzanimefan13
    August 27, 2008

    [..YouTube..] No I know it’s better because it’s American. Wow Blackberry. iPhone tard, and it’s American. But, the Internet was invented by an American go on Google and look it up.

  156. simpsonzanimefan13
    August 27, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Healthcare is for people who are to poor to pay for kitchen appliances and eat their food cooked. Free healthcare just shows how unhealthy their food ir. Reavoultionizing healthcare is pointless.

  157. ispeakgibberish
    August 27, 2008

    [..YouTube..] uhh, no i’ve given you the name, you look it up, Tim Berners-Lee.how many businessmen use an iphone? hmm? none, it’s an entertainment device dipshit, not of any real use. and that sounded really fucking stupid, healthcare is for sick people fucknut, that makes no sense whatsoever, besides, that’s not what i was talking about, i was talking about the invention of pacemakers, you know, that thing a lot of people need to live, god you’re ignorant

  158. simpsonzanimefan13
    August 27, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Wow, fuck nut? That’s hilarious. Human beings don’t need a pacemaker. And the artificial heart, made by Paul Winchell, is probably more important than the heart beat itself, from the pace maker. And a country doesn’t invent a phone. AT&T did. And how is the Blackberry a business mans phone? It’s GPS system sucks, and it has a media player on it. And what business man is gonna wanna text his German customer?

  159. simpsonzanimefan13
    August 27, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Wow, fuck nut? That’s hilarious. Human beings don’t need a pacemaker. And the artificial heart, made by Paul Winchell, is probably more important than the heart beat itself, from the pace maker. And a country doesn’t invent a phone. AT&T did. And how is the Blackberry a business mans phone? It’s GPS system sucks, and it has a media player on it. And what business man is gonna wanna text his German customer?

  160. ispeakgibberish
    August 27, 2008

    [..YouTube..] many do retard, the pacemaker has saved millions of lives. and no, that is inaccurate, William J. Kolff (Dutch) invented the first artificial heart. AT&T invented the phone? wtf are you talking about, that’s a corporation, Alexander Graham Bell invented the phone, he first began experimenting with it in Canada, he spent the majority of his life here. creating and designing something is totally different. (cont)

  161. ispeakgibberish
    August 27, 2008

    [..YouTube..] how the fuck do you think it is a business phone, it incorporates everything large businessmen, school board officials, etc use, if you had the intelligence greater than that of a carpet fibre you’d know that. you’ve probably never seen one, a GPS is a GPS, would you rather carry around a latitude style device? have to determine your position from memory? of course it has a media system, why shouldn’t it, it has everything else. and if it’s concerning stocks, hell yeah you’ll want to text him

  162. simpsonzanimefan13
    August 27, 2008

    [..YouTube..] AT&T invented the Blackberry phone! It is true that all Canadians have a 4th grade reading level… And just because someone experiments in a different country doesn’t change much at all… And Willem J. Kolff was the inventor of the artificial kidney dialysis machine. I use Google, you should use it too :)

  163. simpsonzanimefan13
    August 27, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Carpet fibers aren’t living cells btw. Wow, Canadians suck at science too… And you spelled fiber wrong. Buddy, this is YouTube! Ya know, invented by Google? Ya use American English on an American website. And also, if the Americans “didn’t” invent the Internet, why do we have 203.6 million internet users, and 54 million websites?

  164. ispeakgibberish
    August 27, 2008

    [..YouTube..] no shit, that was the statement, it was a poke at your intelligence, meaning that you must have none if you believe businessmen don’t use blackberries. no, fibre is correct, we’ve been through this already. youtube was invented by a Taiwanese guy living in the US, besides, yt is a global website.because, durr, you have 304 million people, people in second world nations with less money won’t be able to afford it, the internet did not begin in the US, it was stolen from CERN in Switzerland

  165. ispeakgibberish
    August 27, 2008

    [..YouTube..] where Lee worked as a scientist, there is a plaque there noting his acheivements,

  166. simpsonzanimefan13
    August 28, 2008

    [..YouTube..] But you still never answered my question why America still “didn’t” invent the Internet, yet 2/3 of our country uses the Internet, and we have more websites than Germany, the UK, Canada, and France combined. And you need to get a hobby instead of arguing with a 14 year old, maybe a job?

  167. ispeakgibberish
    August 28, 2008

    [..YouTube..] no they didn’t, Mike Lazaridis, a Turkish Canadian founded “Research in Motion” which created and manufactures the blackberry. just because AT&T markets a device, does not mean they invented it. like i’ve said, Canada scores third in “PISA” in reading, i’ve already told you this. you typed willEM, i said willIAM who’s the one that can’t read?

  168. ispeakgibberish
    August 28, 2008

    [..YouTube..] that is ABSOLUTELY MEANINGLESS 67.8% of Canadians use the internet, the difference is, you have a hell of a lot more people who would actually bother making a site, think about it, for every tv show, for every company, for every movie released, there qwill be a cult following of websites, all written by executives, you have more people, that is all. i’ll argue with you as long as it takes, WAKE UP YOU CHILD

  169. simpsonzanimefan13
    August 28, 2008

    [..YouTube..] I searched willam on Google and his name was willem. And If couldn’t read, I wouldn’t be able to buy a computer stupid.

  170. simpsonzanimefan13
    August 28, 2008

    [..YouTube..] I’m awake right now. But seriously dude. GET A LIFE. Get a job, make some money, go to college. Your frigging 21! And yes I’m only 14, but even I have a job.

  171. ispeakgibberish
    August 28, 2008

    [..YouTube..] not regarding physical consciousness retard. but rather ignorance.it appears that writers have fucked up his name, the two willem and william may be the same person, i do not know, but in any case the artificial heart is DUTCH not american. and yes, you could “buy” one, not necessarily use it properly, as you seem incapable of learning proper grammar anyway.and yes, of course, my entire life has been utterly devoted to this conversation, i’ve been pining for your next reply (cont)

  172. ispeakgibberish
    August 28, 2008

    [..YouTube..] not regarding physical consciousness retard. but rather ignorance.it appears that writers have fucked up his name, the two willem and william may be the same person, i do not know, but in any case the artificial heart is DUTCH not american. and yes, you could “buy” one, not necessarily use it properly, as you seem incapable of learning proper grammar anyway.and yes, of course, my entire life has been utterly devoted to this conversation, i’ve been pining for your next reply (cont)

  173. ispeakgibberish
    August 28, 2008

    [..YouTube..] all day long, i’ve just been sitting here refreshing my inbox all day waiting for the word comment to become bolded, this is nothing to me jackass. this is just a hobby of sorts

  174. ispeakgibberish
    August 28, 2008

    [..YouTube..] all day long, i’ve just been sitting here refreshing my inbox all day waiting for the word comment to become bolded, this is nothing to me jackass. this is just a hobby of sorts

  175. simpsonzanimefan13
    August 29, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Dutch or Antarcitcan, I don’t really care. But McDonald’s is always a good place to start your career since you get to eat their food on lunch break :)

  176. simpsonzanimefan13
    August 29, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Okay, okay, whatever

  177. ispeakgibberish
    August 29, 2008

    [..YouTube..] BLECH!! mcdonald’s?? why would you even want to eat that? there have to be a hundred better fast food chains that give the same benefits, like Lick’s, or Harvey’s, or even wendy’s

  178. ispeakgibberish
    August 29, 2008

    [..YouTube..] BLECH!! mcdonald’s?? why would you even want to eat that? there have to be a hundred better fast food chains that give the same benefits, like Lick’s, or Harvey’s, or even wendy’s

  179. simpsonzanimefan13
    August 29, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Well Wendy’s does have that Baconator…

  180. nourhaghighi
    August 30, 2008

    [..YouTube..] QuestionsWHY Canadian love anal sex, men & women; even with animals?WHY Canadian Husbands sharing wives? [In a CBC News, a Canadian Husband replied to this question that: "My Wife's boyfriend buy me cigarette, and having anal sex with me SO I don't mind he has sex with my wife]?WHY Canadian are so coward, in all the world, twp men fight, in Canada, in Toronto, NINE Police Officers attacked to me, tortured me, then complaint I assault them!WHY Canada is still Colony of British?

  181. elvickRULES
    September 15, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Canada is hardly a frozen wasteland.

  182. FaChin0420
    September 26, 2008

    [..YouTube..] hey fuck whole…your gay red shirt was soo loud i didnt catch what you said you ignorant ugly mud hopinhfudge packing cock smuggling fagget…here watch this response and come get some from me …i am canadian…and would kill the lot of you ugly freaks…and america would have taken it…but haahaa…half of you cant find the way here….AhahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…you bitch!

  183. FaChin0420
    September 26, 2008

    [..YouTube..] hey fuck whole…your gay red shirt was soo loud i didnt catch what you said you ignorant ugly mud hopinhfudge packing cock smuggling fagget…here watch this response and come get some from me …i am canadian…and would kill the lot of you ugly freaks…and america would have taken it…but haahaa…half of you cant find the way here….AhahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…you bitch!

  184. FaChin0420
    September 26, 2008

    [..YouTube..] his guy goes off on grammer calling it grammar??? ahaha you mustbe american too ahaha

  185. FaChin0420
    September 26, 2008

    [..YouTube..] his guy goes off on grammer calling it grammar??? ahaha you mustbe american too ahaha

  186. elbitothetacopaco9
    September 28, 2008

    [..YouTube..] heres a question why are americans so fuckin stupid

  187. sunking611
    September 28, 2008

    [..YouTube..] nice shirt real man lookin real manly….noot

  188. sunking611
    September 28, 2008

    [..YouTube..] nice shirt real man lookin real manly….noot

  189. kanodogg
    October 2, 2008

    [..YouTube..] it’s thanks to a french canadian that aids was brought to the u.s.

  190. Wolfreys44
    October 2, 2008

    [..YouTube..] americans are so fucking stupid because all the fat that they eat has replaced their originally tiny brains

  191. ispeakgibberish
    October 3, 2008

    [..YouTube..] WHY man form Tehran no use spell check?WHY man from Tehran know nothing about canada history?WHY man from Tehran think he have right to bash country he never be to?

  192. ispeakgibberish
    October 3, 2008

    [..YouTube..] well, if you’d google the word “grammer” you’ll find a question asking “did you mean grammar?”

  193. adam9302
    October 11, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Ya this guy looks like he couldn’t even get to a vagina or he wouldn’t want to. A man? ok! Fucking faggot!

  194. vbxmagnum
    October 13, 2008

    [..YouTube..] If there was anything good in Canada, America would’ve taken it by now. Duh!!!

  195. vbxmagnum
    October 13, 2008

    [..YouTube..] If there was anything good in Canada, America would’ve taken it by now. Duh!!!

  196. ivegotatumor
    October 20, 2008

    [..YouTube..] why does canada suck so bad?

  197. ivegotatumor
    October 20, 2008

    [..YouTube..] why does canada suck so bad?

  198. AmandasBetter
    October 31, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Actually it is a common misconception that ‘all americans’ are fat. we do have an obesity issue but many countries do as of now due to demaning work scheduals and busy lifestyles i guess it’s just easier to eat fast food. Not me though i eat primarily a vegatarian diet and many people i know and work with are very healthy, my town has more gyms and health stores than fast food chains.

  199. hafabee
    November 1, 2008

    [..YouTube..] “If there was anything good in Canada, America would’ve taken it by now.”I was living down in Florida (I’m Canadian) when an American actually said this to me. I told him about when the Americans did try to annex Canada, and WE KICKED THEIR ASS. We won every battle of the war and then burnt down their precious White House. The guy just looked at me stupidly and didn’t believe me, I guess the education system in the U.S. tries to leave out unpleasant memories lol, what a bunch of losers.

  200. smashingchap
    November 1, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Canada is ok….as long as they understand we Americans are their masters.

  201. algoreiscool
    November 2, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Canada rocks!

  202. algoreiscool
    November 2, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Canada rocks!

  203. superjf3
    November 4, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Canada does suck infact im fucking learning about it in school and what a bunch of pussys are those inuit fags anywas Canada barly has an army and honestly its like land waiting to be taken we could easily take canada in a war sigh oh well if i become president ill use those nukes for something useful

  204. hockeymaniac95
    November 8, 2008

    [..YouTube..] another typical American. Some of you guys are so incredibly self centered that you think the world revolves around America. Truth is your country is hated by most other countries. By the way, our regular soldiers are being compared to your “amazing” marines. Elite fighting force my ass.

  205. hockeymaniac95
    November 8, 2008

    [..YouTube..] another typical American. Some of you guys are so incredibly self centered that you think the world revolves around America. Truth is your country is hated by most other countries. By the way, our regular soldiers are being compared to your “amazing” marines. Elite fighting force my ass.

  206. GraemeBerke
    November 9, 2008

    [..YouTube..] yes, an un-pleasant fact of history ignored by the American education system.Also, George Washington, capitulated to Acadian forces, and so, Britian.This is fact. The papers are held to this day.All of the founding fathers of the constitution held slaves, grew hemp and were traitors. Bennidict Arnold was not a traitor; in fact.

  207. thatgothicangel
    November 14, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Lol… I’m Canadian, but all I could do was laugh at the Canada sucks joke. Seriously, I know Canada rocks… and Canadians know it. That’s what matters. Lol… wickedly funny vid.

  208. thatgothicangel
    November 14, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Lol… I’m Canadian, but all I could do was laugh at the Canada sucks joke. Seriously, I know Canada rocks… and Canadians know it. That’s what matters. Lol… wickedly funny vid.

  209. smashingchap
    November 17, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Canadian women travel to the USA to get banged by black dudes.

  210. bestbeatboxer4eva
    November 18, 2008

    [..YouTube..] because you suck dick

  211. head920
    November 23, 2008

    [..YouTube..] i know im chinese and it suck bevause i have to live canada and it really bad

  212. head920
    November 23, 2008

    [..YouTube..] no one is there master it just that america has beter stuff that all

  213. metallicfender
    November 27, 2008

    [..YouTube..] frozen waste land? what the hell is he taling about?

  214. metallicfender
    November 27, 2008

    [..YouTube..] frozen waste land? what the hell is he taling about?

  215. 888greg888
    November 30, 2008

    [..YouTube..] superjf3… you relize that Canada saved all of us in WW1, at Vimy Ridge, which was the point where the war turned.What did you learn in school that was bad about Canada? Our medicare is awesome, our music is prime (rush, our lady peace, kim mitchell, april wine, the guess who, ETC.) and we’re not a frozen wasteland at all. we have more of a winter then other places, but that doesnt mean we dont get hot summers. anyways, its nice to know what the american education system is acheiving. good day.

  216. smashingchap
    November 30, 2008

    [..YouTube..] I want to encourage all Americans to fuck with Canadian tourist as much as possible. Make them have a very bad day….I can’t be specific, but be creative in making them go back to Canada.

  217. Broodkill
    November 30, 2008

    [..YouTube..] CANANDA SUCKS.

  218. dalereid
    December 3, 2008

    [..YouTube..] too true. The education system in the U.S. is obviously failing.

  219. dalereid
    December 3, 2008

    [..YouTube..] better violence, better jails, better corruption in the government, better scandals, yup, sure id better.

  220. dalereid
    December 3, 2008

    [..YouTube..] haha that would be halarious. As if the whole world doesn’t already think that Americans are a dumb as shit. Must really suck to be from the U.S..

  221. dalereid
    December 3, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Then go home retard.

  222. smashingchap
    December 3, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Like Slash said, if Canada had anything good America would have taken it by now “lol”

  223. ArikaCullen
    December 6, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Do you know how gay you are Alpha male?

  224. ArikaCullen
    December 6, 2008

    [..YouTube..] We’re better then you…Deal with it bitch

  225. FFuckUU
    December 7, 2008

    [..YouTube..] Keyvan Tabesh was just 18 years of age that Vancouver Police killed him BUT Major Nourhaghighi is Human Rights fighter NO one can win against him in any court That’s why corrupt Black Judge Vilbert Lampkin,Toronto Lawyers,Law Society,Ontario Judicial Council Robert G.BIGELOW conspired against Major & NINE Toronto Cops by torture tried to kill MAJOR on DECEMBER 11,1996-Canadian are real barber&animal!Every Year on DECEMBER 11 there is great protest around the World Against Canadian Police&Judges

  226. judo1001
    December 7, 2008

    [..YouTube..] shut your fat mouth, canada is not a frozen wasteland. we do get more of a winter but that doesnt mean its like that all year round, bigger provinces get hot summers. and also the .u.s. woudnt take anything good in canada, you have no reason to hate canada okay.

  227. judo1001
    December 7, 2008

    [..YouTube..] shut your fat mouth, canada is not a frozen wasteland. we do get more of a winter but that doesnt mean its like that all year round, bigger provinces get hot summers. and also the .u.s. woudnt take anything good in canada, you have no reason to hate canada okay.

  228. glasspig
    December 9, 2008

    [..YouTube..] you are better at being neutral–that doesnt make you anything.

    foes are not neutral.
    friends are not neutral.

  229. glasspig
    December 9, 2008

    [..YouTube..] the ones that are dumb are the ones too stupid to figure out how to defend their own pethetic opressing war-ravaged 3rd world country.

  230. glasspig
    December 9, 2008

    [..YouTube..] you are better at being neutral–that doesnt make you anything. foes are not neutral.friends are not neutral.

  231. dalereid
    December 9, 2008

    [..YouTube..] lol, What the fuck does that mean? Man, thats just a bunch of jibberish? your a retard

  232. dalereid
    December 9, 2008

    [..YouTube..] lol, What the fuck does that mean? Man, thats just a bunch of jibberish? your a retard

  233. dalereid
    December 9, 2008

    [..YouTube..] lol, What the fuck does that mean? Man, thats just a bunch of jibberish? your a retard

  234. dalereid
    December 9, 2008

    [..YouTube..] relax dude, ther ejust dipshits. Just remind them of the commonwealth and how it works and they’ll understand they can’t JUST TAKE IT. lol, especially considering half the world is just dying for a reason to kill them all.

  235. dalereid
    December 9, 2008

    [..YouTube..] relax dude, ther ejust dipshits. Just remind them of the commonwealth and how it works and they’ll understand they can’t JUST TAKE IT. lol, especially considering half the world is just dying for a reason to kill them all.

  236. dalereid
    December 9, 2008

    [..YouTube..] relax dude, ther ejust dipshits. Just remind them of the commonwealth and how it works and they’ll understand they can’t JUST TAKE IT. lol, especially considering half the world is just dying for a reason to kill them all.

  237. dalereid
    December 9, 2008

    [..YouTube..] that’s a joke, considering how corrupt most of the worlds legal system is, Canada has one of the best. Not like the U.S. thats just a fucking ridiculous joke around the whole world, and for good reason.

  238. amc4994
    December 13, 2008

    [..YouTube..] This guy is an ZULU male.

  239. amc4994
    December 13, 2008

    [..YouTube..] This guy is an ZULU male.

  240. ninjion
    December 19, 2008

    [..YouTube..] america sucks
    ALLAH LIKES IRAN BETTER

  241. sgtpeg
    December 19, 2008

    [..YouTube..] omg, i can think of so many examples of americans doing that, don’t fight on this one pal, you’ll just lose
    take naggasaki and hiroshima, they were innocent civilians that you idiots “bravely” bombed

  242. sgtpeg
    December 19, 2008

    [..YouTube..] alaska is cold too…

  243. ninjion
    December 19, 2008

    [..YouTube..] america sucksALLAH LIKES IRAN BETTER

  244. ninjion
    December 19, 2008

    [..YouTube..] america sucksALLAH LIKES IRAN BETTER

  245. sgtpeg
    December 19, 2008

    [..YouTube..] omg, i can think of so many examples of americans doing that, don’t fight on this one pal, you’ll just losetake naggasaki and hiroshima, they were innocent civilians that you idiots “bravely” bombed

  246. sgtpeg
    December 19, 2008

    [..YouTube..] omg, i can think of so many examples of americans doing that, don’t fight on this one pal, you’ll just losetake naggasaki and hiroshima, they were innocent civilians that you idiots “bravely” bombed

  247. bukakkesake
    January 6, 2009

    [..YouTube..] Jesus christ dude show some intelligence and take a god damn joke.

  248. dalereid
    January 6, 2009

    [..YouTube..] racism isn’t funny to a lot of people retard. You should go learn whats funny , and whats stupid, like you for instance.

  249. dalereid
    January 6, 2009

    [..YouTube..] racism isn’t funny to a lot of people retard. You should go learn whats funny , and whats stupid, like you for instance.

  250. Afghansouljah
    February 5, 2009

    [..YouTube..] I have a question I’d like answered you stupid cunt… Why is it that your on your knees sucking cock all day and the Canadian dudes are doing your mom and your sisters? I also know you won’t come to Canada cause your gonna get knocked the fuck out lol you fucking pussy.

  251. kartman13
    February 7, 2009

    [..YouTube..] That’s pathetically desparate.

  252. OleYanks
    February 13, 2009

    [..YouTube..] That ended WWII yes. Pearl Harbor was bravely bombed too. Fucking idiot…at least the Atomic Bombs were to “end war” not start it.

  253. ludeluver
    February 14, 2009

    [..YouTube..] Atomic Proliferation around the world will end us one day, and if you ask me, us, and our people before us have all phucked up in some way, It is all WAY too deep to go into any part of this as it would impart everything that makes us who we are today, I am waitin for the meteor from wherever to come and hit our reset button, we will see how much all this matters then. I am canadian, I was offended by what he said but whatever, I lived in Oklahoma there are thousands like him there and all ova

  254. sgtpeg
    February 18, 2009

    [..YouTube..] LOL! stupid ignorent American’s, by the way, Mexicans, Canadians, and a bunch of other countries are technically “American” too, you just stole the name, so from now on, refer to yourselves as “US-AIRES”

  255. 1100101zero1
    February 27, 2009

    [..YouTube..] the redneck and canda suck dick…

  256. TruthInTyping
    March 2, 2009

    [..YouTube..] Well this guy should be a US-ASSHOLE

  257. sgtpeg
    March 5, 2009

    [..YouTube..] lol! True

  258. sgtpeg
    March 5, 2009

    [..YouTube..] America knew about Pearl Harbour, they let it happen for an excuse to get into the war

  259. OleYanks
    March 5, 2009

    [..YouTube..] My fucking ass! Who would of guessed Japan was going to attack. Pearl Harbor happend the same day Japan recieved a peace treaty from usa you fucking dumbshit!!

  260. OleYanks
    March 5, 2009

    [..YouTube..] My fucking ass! Who would of guessed Japan was going to attack. Pearl Harbor happend the same day Japan recieved a peace treaty from usa you fucking dumbshit!!

  261. CuteKitty888
    March 19, 2009

    [..YouTube..] Canada is great you fucking cunt. Your pathetic, and get a life.
    Dick…

  262. CuteKitty888
    March 19, 2009

    [..YouTube..] Canada is great you fucking cunt. Your pathetic, and get a life.
    Dick…

  263. xC3xPewbz
    March 22, 2009

    [..YouTube..] LMFAO! That was great. I really do hate Canada. But i love England. England and the US have the strongest force in history. If we stay Allies forever, i really dont think we will have any problems.

  264. dalebsorry
    March 23, 2009

    [..YouTube..] Haha! All of the butthurt Canadians crack me up. Canadians are the most thin-skinned pussies on the planet. They’ll bash the U.S. until their blue in the face, but if an American rips on Canada for anything (and I do mean, ANYTHING) they get their panties in a wad. We Americans have one thing that Canadians obviously do not: A sense of fucking humor. Lighten up, you sound like a bunch of spoiled children.

  265. dalebsorry
    March 23, 2009

    [..YouTube..] Haha! All of the butthurt Canadians crack me up. Canadians are the most thin-skinned pussies on the planet. They’ll bash the U.S. until their blue in the face, but if an American rips on Canada for anything (and I do mean, ANYTHING) they get their panties in a wad. We Americans have one thing that Canadians obviously do not: A sense of fucking humor. Lighten up, you sound like a bunch of spoiled children.

  266. USN1985
    March 25, 2009

    [..YouTube..] Damn fucking straight. At first I was like, “yeah, it was a stupid mistake.” But now their making such a fucking big deal out of it that I’m like “grow a pair of balls and shut the fuck up.”

  267. USN1985
    March 25, 2009

    [..YouTube..] England+US+Australia=BAMF’s (Bad Ass Mother Fuckers)

  268. heliumrant
    March 26, 2009

    [..YouTube..] Heh, no shit. They’re fucking morons about it too. Watch any video with the “blame Canada” song and all the Canadians throwing a fucking tizzy about it. If they actually followed the context of the Southpark movie, they’d figure out that it was actually making fun of Americans. Retards…sheesh.

  269. heliumrant
    March 26, 2009

    [..YouTube..] Really? So when a Canadian pronounces his or herself “anti-American” or when an NDP or Liberal Party member criticizes Stephen Harper for trying to “Americanize” Canada, are they criticizing Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala too? Gift from the clue tree einstein: We’re not the only ones that refer to U.S. citizens as “American”. In fact, the whole world refers to us as “American”, save for nitpicking douchebags who want to make stupid semantical arguments about everything.

  270. MrWonderful77
    March 28, 2009

    [..YouTube..] Regardless of who refers to U.S. citizens as the only true Americans, it doesn’t make it correct. A great amount of people still refer to the Indigenous peoples of the America’s as Indians, when the real Indians are people from India. and for some stupid reason Americans of the black race are called African-Americans. You don’t hear White folks being referred to as European-Americans.

  271. devastator226
    March 30, 2009

    [..YouTube..] frozen wasteland like your moms vagina ha ha ha !

  272. ArrogantBeaver
    March 31, 2009

    [..YouTube..] Im Canadian and i LOL ed at 1:09. hahah *sigh*

  273. FIGHTFURPEACE
    April 1, 2009

    [..YouTube..] Canada does suck i live there. and yes douchebag. america has stolen things from canada. some places in the u.s there are tim hourtons which is a canadian company. so calm down your ego man.

  274. brentshil
    April 3, 2009

    [..YouTube..] now, go watch a anti-american video and tell me how pissed off you get about it, anyways im canadian and this is kinda funny

  275. sgtpeg
    April 4, 2009

    [..YouTube..] exactly, send a peace treaty to look innocent. And why was everyone who would have known about it “on vacation” (an excuse to be away when it got bombed)

  276. sgtpeg
    April 4, 2009

    [..YouTube..] lol, so if i say “i spit on the flag” the F.B.I won’t come to my door? RETARD

  277. 23456applejuicebum
    April 6, 2009

    [..YouTube..] Please point out a Youtube video of a Canadian user that has posted a video entitled “USA sucks”.

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