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Welcome to our new interactive Series “Ask An Alpha Male”. You ask the questions and Slash Falcon supplies you with his Awesome Alpha Male relationship Advice. Don’t forget to ask your questions for next week!
Are you a runty beta male who wants to know how to become an Alpha Male? or maybe your a babe who wants to learn how to capture a Alpha Males Manly Weiner.
Your Host Slash Falcon will tell you how. This weeks topics are flowers givers, vegetables eaters and Canada.
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217 comments
April 7, 2008
[..YouTube..] This video rocks! It’s going to be a great series!
April 7, 2008
[..YouTube..] nice.it is a shame you cant hear vegetables cryi bet theyd taste better
April 7, 2008
[..YouTube..] awesome manyou know whats crazy? last night i was thinking how cool it would be if you made a series like thisnice work
April 7, 2008
[..YouTube..] Hyper funny in a cool jacket, liked it a lot !! Gonna watch it again;)Thank you.
April 8, 2008
[..YouTube..] Slash murders the mash. I rhyme. Am I manly?
April 8, 2008
[..YouTube..] 10 inches? I have to have an extra leg sewn into my pants to accommodate it now. Any larger would just be silly.
April 8, 2008
[..YouTube..] I freaking love your videos! What kind of books should an alpha male read?
April 8, 2008
[..YouTube..] how many chicks do you score with a day?
April 8, 2008
[..YouTube..] MY question isIs chuck norris more manly then slash falconryan,mn
April 8, 2008
[..YouTube..] i have a ? how hard is it to get a girlfriend
April 8, 2008
[..YouTube..] hey does skateboard inpresse hot chicks? corey from Sherbrooke,QC
April 8, 2008
[..YouTube..] Lindsay, CA
April 8, 2008
[..YouTube..] what is your best technique on T-Bagging the guy you just beat up?
April 8, 2008
Mike is buff in that photo
April 8, 2008
Slash what is the alpha males way of dealing with a girl you want to fuck who’s not interested? (please dont say date rape pills lol!)
April 8, 2008
[..YouTube..] dude im drunk and this is stil funny as hell yo “if there was anything good in canada, america would have taken it by now.. DUHH.” lol. thanks for the laughs retodd, lookin forward to some more slash falcon (havnt seen Bobby or Mike yet, they some faggot beta males yo? needta whip there faggot canadian asses into shape)
April 8, 2008
I’ve heard that one of the ultimate alpha male pick up lines is "Show me where babies feed"… is this just an urban myth?
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April 8, 2008
How can I talk a girl into having anal sex? I never tried it but really want to.
April 8, 2008
hey Slash,can being just friends with a girl be cool too?
April 9, 2008
[..YouTube..] chris from england liverpool askeswhat do you think of the queen of england?
April 9, 2008
[..YouTube..] how do you say hello in slash falcon form to a women?
April 9, 2008
[..YouTube..] i have a ? i am trying to get a girlfriend wut should i do
April 9, 2008
[..YouTube..] slash my roommate jim banged his girlfriend with his friend josh. he got shotgun anal, and the other friend josh got the vag. he told me there balls touched, does that make him gay?Thanks,~George, ME
April 9, 2008
[..YouTube..] I’ve been tapping into my inner frat boy (the source from which all alpha life springs) and was wondering how do you tell a girl you really like her?
April 9, 2008
What’s funny is I think Todd has ever gotten laid in his life. So this is what you’re doing with your time Australia. Wasting your time making stupid Viral videos?
April 10, 2008
I don’t know Todd, this guy sounds like he has some classic penis envy… Anonymous comments always show no spine in my book. Ha!
April 11, 2008
Ha… he sounds like the guy from "Napoleon Dynamite"…
"Rex coon do"… lol… or whatever.
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April 13, 2008
[..YouTube..] great canada joke. by the way, in canada’s defense they had two good things.maple syrup and hockey.and we took those. i wonder if im pissing any candians off… i can try harder. i can try to start a war. you hear that canada? get your tank ready!
April 17, 2008
[..YouTube..] Paul McCartney is a vegetarian and he is one of the most famed musicians of all time.
April 22, 2008
[..YouTube..] Usa and war? Thats a shocker:P
April 22, 2008
[..YouTube..] hahaha nice.
April 24, 2008
[..YouTube..] omg i like alhpa male way too much! =)
April 26, 2008
[..YouTube..] HHAHAHAH lmao @ canada quote, but nahh canadas chillin up therr
April 26, 2008
[..YouTube..] hahha! , truee
May 2, 2008
[..YouTube..] Oh my God, that’s so funny. I’m Vangelis from Greece. I’m gay but I think it’s very funny, really……… Please stay that way…. My God I can’t stop laughing…..I’m writing and laughing….hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaaaaaaa….God
May 10, 2008
[..YouTube..] wtfff lmfaooo
May 18, 2008
[..YouTube..] i could love you.
May 28, 2008
[..YouTube..] SOOOOOO COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! I love this video shows how canada FUCKIN sucks as hell! HAHAHAHA good points A++
May 29, 2008
[..YouTube..] you americans make me laugh !its not cold hear at all only when WINTER comes around!right now its fucking hot out !I bet you think we ride polar bears too .
May 30, 2008
[..YouTube..] Dipshit. You don’t know what shit your getting into. Stick to what you know, you little cunt: Your fifty state capitals.
May 30, 2008
[..YouTube..] Wow more “Invade Canada” Shit.You retarded twelve year old. America wouldn’t… No. America CAN’T invade Canada. You can’t start a war because your a fucking twelve year old racist stereotypist. You don’t understand how the world works and you never will. Americans don’t learn shit past their 50 states.Stick that up your wide fat ass, little Sean.
May 30, 2008
[..YouTube..] seems your only fucking 15 fuckin years old so shut the fuck up and go back, poop, brush your teeth and go to bed ok? LMAO!!! CANADA FUCKIN SUCKSSSSS AS HELLLLLLLLLLLLL
May 31, 2008
[..YouTube..] Oh, and what are you, ten. Because thats about the level your comebacks are at.Stupid cuntroffel.
May 31, 2008
[..YouTube..] Dude, shut up, you are making yourself look like more of a rejectard/loser with every one of your pointless posts. Quit causing trouble over the comp and go outside.
June 3, 2008
[..YouTube..] I’d say both of you are being retarded. Keep your stupid little bullshit comments to yourselves. Everyone in the entire fucking world is ignorant, it isn’t just Americans, so shut the fuck up.
June 3, 2008
[..YouTube..] YOU ARE GREAT! best commment EVER
June 3, 2008
[..YouTube..] YOU ARE GREAT! best commment EVER
June 3, 2008
[..YouTube..] Why would you say that? All these Americans are posting these stupid ass comments. I’m not trying to anger anyone. I am just trying to stand up for my country.
June 8, 2008
[..YouTube..] typical american shit!!! by saying canada has nothing good, i geuss you all don’t like fresh water then, usa don’t got any fresh water!! where do you think you and the rest of the world get it from? mcdonalds!!!
June 9, 2008
[..YouTube..] thats obviously not his real voice…stupid
June 16, 2008
[..YouTube..] retarded bullshit.canada rocks, no two ways about it.
June 19, 2008
[..YouTube..] yo can you put this coment in a vidoe: why does everyone hate america?
June 19, 2008
[..YouTube..] geesh he doesnt even make up his own lines he looks retarted when he looks up
June 22, 2008
[..YouTube..] LOL vegetarian what a homo. If a man doesn’t eat meat then he is a pussy. I love to work out with weights and eat steaks, chicken, etc. Eating greens with no meat is totally against evolution and it shows when you see these retarded Vegan Canadians looking all skinny, pale and just about ready to die. Oh well more women for me to have sex with.
June 30, 2008
[..YouTube..] get a life you fucking idoit america is a shit hole its funny to watch it go to shit
June 30, 2008
[..YouTube..] Canada is ok but it’s no America. It’s hard to get ahead in Canada. Only 41% of Canadians own their own home.73% of Americans own their own homes :)I was born in Hamilton, ONT and moving the the USA was the best thing I ever did.
July 1, 2008
[..YouTube..] Happy Canada Day to all you from the People’s Republic of Canuckistan. Thanks for being our crazy neighbors in the attic.
July 6, 2008
[..YouTube..] im canadian and im proud of it im not one of the america haters i just think that a good number of americans are reatarded and they spend some much time in th fucking south they think canadians live in little ice houses so im posint this commpent on my oild powered computer all i have to say is A COUNTRIE OTHER THAN AMERICA FUCKED UP RIGHT?
July 8, 2008
[..YouTube..] You Canadians are so uptight.
July 8, 2008
[..YouTube..] You Canadians are so uptight.
July 12, 2008
[..YouTube..] Yes that’s why we can smoke a joint just about anywhere we want and the cops can’t really do shit (besides take it away), our age of consent is 14, certain episodes of our tv shows (that are too ‘morally corrupt’ for US standards) are banned in the US, and our strippers do things that are illegal over there. Yes we’re VERY uptight lol.
July 12, 2008
[..YouTube..] Yes that’s why we can smoke a joint just about anywhere we want and the cops can’t really do shit (besides take it away), our age of consent is 14, certain episodes of our tv shows (that are too ‘morally corrupt’ for US standards) are banned in the US, and our strippers do things that are illegal over there. Yes we’re VERY uptight lol.
July 12, 2008
[..YouTube..] We Canadian girls are also hotter and according to many American men I’ve talked to, a ton more fun.
July 12, 2008
[..YouTube..] We Canadian girls are also hotter and according to many American men I’ve talked to, a ton more fun.
July 12, 2008
[..YouTube..] Yes, 14 year olds being able to have sex is so important. what ever would we do with out those knocked up north of the border 8th graders.
July 12, 2008
[..YouTube..] Yes, 14 year olds being able to have sex is so important. what ever would we do with out those knocked up north of the border 8th graders.
July 12, 2008
[..YouTube..] There are many pretty canadian girls, but really for the most part canadian girls are exactly like american girls.
July 12, 2008
[..YouTube..] There are many pretty canadian girls, but really for the most part canadian girls are exactly like american girls.
July 12, 2008
[..YouTube..] Sexual education is very important in the Canadian school system. In highschool I worked as a peer counsellor going to elementary schools and teaching kids about sex ed. Your religious right nut Bush supports abstinence-only programs and basically tries to ignore proper sex ed.
July 12, 2008
[..YouTube..] Well obviously. It just sounded cool. I mean we all basically descended from the same groups of people. But it’s true when I said many American men I’ve known think we’re more fun. Not ’slutty’ just not as uptight.
July 12, 2008
[..YouTube..] p.s I’m fully aware that ‘your religious right nut’ sounds kind of uh, odd…
July 12, 2008
[..YouTube..] Alright I take that back ,because you have good taste in music
July 13, 2008
[..YouTube..] sure u can smoke & sh*t in Canada, but u can do that HERE. and have the thrill of running away from the law. XD
July 13, 2008
[..YouTube..] sure u can smoke & sh*t in Canada, but u can do that HERE. and have the thrill of running away from the law. XD
July 13, 2008
[..YouTube..] sure u can smoke & sh*t in Canada, but u can do that HERE. and have the thrill of running away from the law. XD
July 13, 2008
[..YouTube..] Just hope they don’t catch you.
July 18, 2008
[..YouTube..] It isn’t 14 everywhere.
July 20, 2008
[..YouTube..] QUESTION:How old is too old for you, sex wise?Please answer!btw, I’m not old. If you thinking that.
July 20, 2008
[..YouTube..] Indigo, sydney
July 20, 2008
[..YouTube..] No, it’s 16 in Australia.
July 20, 2008
[..YouTube..] I meant in Canada lol.
July 20, 2008
[..YouTube..] canada doesnt suck
July 21, 2008
[..YouTube..] Ohh sorry x)x.
July 22, 2008
[..YouTube..] That’s ok.
July 26, 2008
[..YouTube..] this guy is such a duchbag!!
July 27, 2008
[..YouTube..] if Canada has something good, then America will have already taken it
July 27, 2008
[..YouTube..] fuck u canada dosent suck
July 31, 2008
[..YouTube..] lmao
July 31, 2008
[..YouTube..] this is retarded and fuck you. prick.
July 31, 2008
[..YouTube..] this guy needs to join the fucking army
August 1, 2008
[..YouTube..] this retard can suck it Canada does definitely not suck!!!
August 1, 2008
[..YouTube..] canada is the best
August 2, 2008
[..YouTube..] Okay, Todd. You know me. This was funny.I have a question:Did they find your face on the windshield from the car that hit you?-Ariel, Montclair, NJ
August 4, 2008
[..YouTube..] LOL!!! Actually you can murder a carrot, it is alive moron.
August 8, 2008
[..YouTube..] they’ve tried… many times, they’ve invaded us twice AND LOST BOTH TIMES, they tried to control our output, that’s what FIRA is for, they just don’t understand that they can’t win
August 12, 2008
[..YouTube..] Lol, so funny. Why are so many Canadians taking this so seriously LMFAO.Lighten up!!!!
August 13, 2008
[..YouTube..] yea hes right about canada !
August 14, 2008
[..YouTube..] this real man look like he shaves his chest…
August 15, 2008
[..YouTube..] Haha……….heezzzz a cock
August 18, 2008
[..YouTube..] SHIT
August 18, 2008
[..YouTube..] THIS
August 18, 2008
[..YouTube..] Fuck
August 18, 2008
[..YouTube..] Want to know how HOT Canada is, see my video.Canada is Cold? LOL!
August 20, 2008
[..YouTube..] Yeah but you lost to Britain. And America defeated them and became a free country in 1776. And, your still under Britain’s control
August 21, 2008
[..YouTube..] we never fought Britain once dumbshit. we gained self governance in 1867, just short of civil war, and gained independance in 1931, the commonwealth however is not under Britain’s control, all commonwealth nations are equal to each other and Britian, as for the Governor General or the Queen, if you’d actually look at our history you’d realize that she has no influence whatsoever
August 21, 2008
[..YouTube..] Then why is Britain’s queen on your money?
August 21, 2008
[..YouTube..] it’s a sign of good faith, we did not renounce our British heritage as you did, it’s of no significance to who rules us. as i said, we acheived independence peacefully, if you had done so, then you’d probably have her on your money too, it’s absolutely meaningless
August 21, 2008
[..YouTube..] it’s a sign of good faith, we did not renounce our British heritage as you did, it’s of no significance to who rules us. as i said, we acheived independence peacefully, if you had done so, then you’d probably have her on your money too, it’s absolutely meaningless
August 21, 2008
[..YouTube..] It’s more of a sign that they beat you in a war.
August 21, 2008
[..YouTube..] It’s more of a sign that they beat you in a war.
August 21, 2008
[..YouTube..] WE’VE NEVER FOUGHT BRITAIN IN A WAR YOU CHILD!! i’ve already said that! we have however been a self-governing, independant country since 1867 it is a symbolic notion of comaradery, NOTHING MORE
August 21, 2008
[..YouTube..] In a war or not, Canada still sucks
August 22, 2008
[..YouTube..] This guy is funny. The opening was straight from “ZOOLANDER”. This is Zoolanderly funny!
August 22, 2008
[..YouTube..] my, you’re a dipshit aren’t you. okay, tell me how Canada sucks (no retarded american stereotypes if you please), and then i’ll tell you why the US sucks
August 22, 2008
[..YouTube..] Canada’s flag was made by laziness. Anybody could’ve looked at the ground and drew a leaf. Canada is suckish to the whole world. Canada’s army couldn’t defend a tree. And if you call a Canadian retarded they’d fall to the ground and cry. If you call an American retarded they’d punch you in the face. And I know these reasons best because I eat apple pie and I watch baseball and football.
August 23, 2008
[..YouTube..] you mock our flag? look at your own! it uses the exact same colours Britain used (you were figthing them if i recall) and a child could have thought of the design, ours is symbolic of new life, suck that. the Canadian forces are the best trained soldiers ion the world, it’s a matter of results, number one in peacekeeping, number one in the air, and only 90 casualties in Afghanistan after killing nearly 40 00 taliban (you’ve killed a similar number), (cont)
August 23, 2008
[..YouTube..] you’ve never met a Canadian, so don’t try your hateful garbage. Canada is a world leader in all aspects, resources, democracy, peacekeeping, economy, human rights, whatever. Baseball is the absolute WORST spectator sport, it’s not even entertaining if you’re not playing, oh, and the CFL came well before the NFL, the oldest profootball team in North America is the Toronto Argonauts, HA HA!!! the phrase “i know these reasons best” makes no sense, i’m sorry i don’t speak your hick lingo (cont)
August 23, 2008
[..YouTube..] and now i’ll explain why the US sucks (this may take a while) number 1. in the 2006 “programme for international student assessment” you see repetitive top names in all fields, Finland, Korea, Taiwan, Canada… but where’s the US?? not even in the top twenty;) 2. all that money, but the highest poverty rate inthe developed world 15.4%, so unfortunate, Canada’s is 2.6% 3. second fattest in the world (Austaralia) but by sheer girth you outweigh anyone, Canada’s not even top ten (cont)
August 23, 2008
[..YouTube..] 4. all your rights went out the window with the patriot act, your phones are tapped, you have huge restrictions on media and free speech, and any american can be detained indefinitely witout warrant or access to a lawyer 5. your external debt totals 99% of your GDP 13.773 trillion, while public debt totals 59.1 trillion 6.your dollar has been the worst performing currency in the world for the past five years 7. you did NOT invent the lightbulb, Candian Henry Woodward did (cont)
August 23, 2008
[..YouTube..] 8. Canada supplies 70% of your ol every year, 2.5 million barrels daily, we supply 80% of your lumber, 30% of your freshwater, and we power most of New England 9 Canada beats you in nearly every UN or international survey (Gini coefficient, HDI, global peace index, freedom of the press/economic, average IQ, etc) and the list goes on…
August 23, 2008
[..YouTube..] Your are living proof canada is so boring all people do is sit on youtube
August 23, 2008
[..YouTube..] Your are living proof canada is so boring all people do is sit on youtube
August 23, 2008
[..YouTube..] and you’re fucking retarded, i got home from a swim meet, and decided to go on youtube, is that a crime?!
August 23, 2008
[..YouTube..] and you’re fucking retarded, i got home from a swim meet, and decided to go on youtube, is that a crime?!
August 23, 2008
[..YouTube..] oil, not ol