Por algum tempo parte traseira eu li um livro surpreendente por Entalhe Hornby chamado “Sobre um menino” que foi feito mais tarde em a filme. O caráter principal nesse livro teve o realization brilhante que as únicas mães são as mais fáceis, mais selvagem, configurações livres do compromisso ao redor. Quando eu li primeiramente o livro I pensou que era uma premissa boa para uma história, mas altamente improvável para ser aquele fácil.

Sete anos depois que lendo o livro que eu posso com segurança dizer, seu toda verdadeiro… cada última palavra dela. Todo o ele. Os únicos moms são como cães no calor….

It’s funny because  there was a point that I thought the complete opposite. I remember being on Match.com and steering far clear from any profiles that read “proud parent.” I envisioned multiple dates consisting of trips to Chucky Cheese, little league games, and Disney flicks… all ending with a kiss on the cheek, and some bastard calling me “dad.”
Funny how expectations can be shattered.

I fucked my first Milf (Ariana) a few years back. I worked with her in a restaurant waiting tables.(where you can find an unlimited supply of these creatures.) I always found her sexy, but all she ever talked about was the damn kid. I guess because she had a child I associated her with a maturity that put her out of my reach. At the time I was known for showing up to work drunk, fucking the 19 year old hostesses, and was constantly on the verge of being fired. I didn’t exactly see myself as her type.

We were a pretty close knit group at the restaruant, going out often to drink together… but the four or five single mothers working there rarely came, or they came only to leave after one drink. One night though, it was another Milf’s (Tricia) birthday and a whole bunch of us went to a club in NYC…

I got shit faced drunk but clearly remember the end of the night. We all took a taxi back to Ariana’s house where all of our car’s were parked. Most of the people left as soon as we got there, but me and this guy Pat were too messed up to drive so Ariana offered to let us stay at her house. I thought nothing of it, being we barely said 3 words to each other the entire night at the club.

Pat immediately walks into her room and passes out on her bed. I chat with her for about five minutes in her kitchen, snacking on some left over Lasagna. I then ask her if she has an extra blanket so I can pass out on the couch. She tells me I can sleep in her bed with her. I’m too drunk to comprehend the offer but follow her in the room. Pat is already snoring on the bottom half of her bed. I go take a piss. When I come back she is under the covers. When I get under the covers I discover that she is buck naked. I fuck her for a good hour while Pat laid on the end of the bed pretending to be asleep.

Over the next six months I would fuck Ariana sporadically. Most of the time she was trapped in the house with the kid, and knowing I was a horrible influence on it, never would have even considered inviting me over. But whenever the rare day came when she found a baby sitter for a Friday night, I would get the call.

Ariana was only the first.

Once I realized the complexity of these single moms I realized the simplicity of fucking them. The only barrier to scoring a milf is logistics. They don’t get out often. So they are a rare find, but when they’re out… you can be damn sure they’re looking for one thing… and it isn’t romance.

I watched too many guys fail with the group of milfs i knew because they were going about it all wrong. These girls finally get the rare night out, and these guys are trying to spend it talking to them, getting to know them, pretening to care about the stupid kid.

Me, I know that the key to fucking a milf is putting a few beers in her, and letting her know that you’re down to party.

Yes, it really is that easy…..

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