Breaking News: Mini-Me Sextape is on the Loose!

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I’m as much a fan of sextapes as anyone. Hell even the Dustin Diamond one wasn’t that bad. But the Mohter of all sextapes, the sextape to kill everyone’s apetite for sextapes has appeared… Word on the street is that Vern Troyer (Mini Me in the Austin Power’s Movies) is in a sextape that SugarDVD is trying to sell. Don’t get me wrong I’ll probably watch it a couple times. Hell I’ll probably rub a couple out as well… but I promise I won’t enjoy it.

You can check out a clip of this nightmarish video on TMZ.com


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5 Comments

  1. lance

    June 26, 2008 at 2:03 pm

    Hey, if I can watch a dog fuck, I can certainly watch Vern Troyer needle some chick with his mini-me-pecker. Christ, I hope the girls are hot.

    lance’s last blog post..Dating Beautiful

  2. Magnet

    June 26, 2008 at 4:58 pm

    hahahahahahahahahaha!

  3. Teddy Bear

    June 26, 2008 at 5:35 pm

    LMAO what the hell is coming out of his mouth??? i know its his tounge but it looks like hes an alien and its penis coming out…

    ill watch it though lol

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  4. Buddha

    June 27, 2008 at 9:26 am

    Funny demo of Social Value….would this guy pull this chick without the fame and movie deals??? Does he just have tight game??? Could be…but I highly doubt it!

  5. art of seduction

    June 27, 2008 at 5:16 pm

    ayeeee, i really don’t want to see this but I have a feeling I’m eventually going to see it just because someone else is playing it.

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