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I’m still trying to piece this guy’s whole story together. He’s become quasi-celebrity amongst the internet crowd… He’s got out a website and has courses, coaching, and boot camps available… But you would have to be out of your fucking mind to hire this guy.

Listen to these 2 voice mails some girl he hit on sent around the internet. I have a feeling we are going to be reading stories about this guy’s stint in jail soon. Stalker, stalker, stalker! He obviously didn’t read Roosh’s excellent voicemail advice in Bang.

Listen to the voice mail and let me know if you think this guy is legit.

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20 comments
  1. chilled
    June 27, 2008

    seriously? wtf

  2. Mack Tight
    June 27, 2008

    Guys, “Dimitri” is Sebastian Drake’s PUA name. Seriously, is this him? I’ve had a few beers already so that might be clouding my judgement but I just listened to one of your podcasts with Sebastian and I can’t tell for sure if it is the same dude or not.

    It’s Friday, I’m out…

    Mack Tight’s last blog post..Window Shopping For Women Interview: Part 1

  3. Bobby Rio
    June 28, 2008
    Maybe your got molested as a child hahahaha
  4. Sebastian
    June 28, 2008

    Is this voice mail really from Dmitri the PUA?

  5. Jordan Harbinger
    June 28, 2008

    I can NOT believe what I am hearing! Where’d this come from? This guy is a complete psycho-chode, and I am embarrassed for the guy.

    -Jordan
    http://www.pickuppodcast.com

    Jordan Harbinger’s last blog post..Pickup Lines

  6. Jordan Harbinger
    June 28, 2008

    This is definitely not Sebastian Drake. I know him and this is absolutely not him. There are/were two Dimitri’s and that is why Sebastian goes by Sebastian Drake instead of Dimitri. You’d change your name too if people confused you with this guy.

    -Jordan

    Jordan Harbinger’s last blog post..Pickup Lines

  7. KillSwitch
    June 28, 2008

    WHAT IN THE WORLD??!!

    “I’m gonna leave the ball in your court”? when I heard that I was like…wow, this guy does not know what he is doing.

    then I heard the second voicemail…the list he pulls up at the end, the issues, oh my goodness. this guy is just needy and umm….wow

  8. Mack Tight
    June 28, 2008

    “Maybe your got molested as a child hahahaha”

    ?????

    Is this some “Barry Kirky humor” that I just don’t get or what?!?

    Mack Tight’s last blog post..Window Shopping For Women Interview: Part 2

  9. Mack Tight
    June 28, 2008

    My gut feeling is that this is fake and all just a form of guerrilla/viral marketing.

    Mack Tight’s last blog post..Window Shopping For Women Interview: Part 2

  10. Jordan Harbinger
    June 28, 2008
  11. Alex S
    June 28, 2008

    wow, that seems like way too much work to try and get a girl to call you. If you need to go out of your way to tell a girl how cool you are, you aren’t.

    “if you don’t call me back by four today I will be sending you another piece of your cat to you. Every hour after that you will receive another part of Mr. whiskers till there is nothing left. Do you see how much of a catch I am that I would actually mutilate your cat to prove it to you?”

  12. Bobby Rio
    June 28, 2008
    “maybe you got moslested as a child”

    no its just the most ridiculouos thing ive ever heard. Im not laughing at it being a good line.. im laughing that someone would actually say something like that

  13. athena
    June 28, 2008

    WOW.

    yeah… WOW.
    i would seriously RUN SCREAMING from that first message. it just screams “issues”. and then that second one - seriously gave me the creeps! i would be very worried about it - and dont believe for a fucking second that he wouldnt call back even more if she didnt respond, despite his claim that he is “deleting her number”.
    i never understood that about stalkers… they will call you and leave an angry message belittling you or complaining about something. like you are going to think “oh, well, i didnt want to call you before, but now that i know you are ANGRY with me, i totally want to talk to you!” yeah, that sounds fun….

    at first i thought it was a joke…but im not so sure now. id morbidly curious as to WHY someone would think that approach would work. i mean, maybe on women who are attracted to controlling abusers? but even in that case - he didnt exactly sound confident by having to SAY he was normal, good, cool, and a “catch”. you only have to SAY it if you arent SHOWING it.

  14. KillSwitch
    June 29, 2008

    Alex S..that is so true, cool people don’t have to say their cool. kinda reminds me of the meltdown that Mystery had in “The Game”…or am I the only one who thinks that?

    Athena: you hit the nail on the head.

    -KillSwitch

  15. Mack Tight
    June 30, 2008

    Duh, I get it now Bobby!

    I guess this dude really is a 45 year-old nutcase but DAMN, this whole thing gives me ideas on how to create some major viral marketing. Mass media sites and especially those socialite blogs love to eat up anything damning of the PUA community!

    Mack Tight’s last blog post..Listen Act Attract Review

  16. Dimitri the Lover AKA James Sears Phone Message becomes a Viral Sensation
    June 30, 2008

    [...] If you’re new here, you will want to subscribe to my  RSS feed or get email updates. You should also sign up for my newsletter. Thanks for visiting!Dimitri the Lover (now referred to as “Dimitri the Stud” sarcastically by many) has become a viral sensation with his two recorded phone calls. It’s been Farked, it’s been YouTubed, it’s been Digged, it’s been TSBed. [...]

  17. Buddha
    July 1, 2008

    I can see Will Ferrel doing a skit like this! So funny. THis guy should write for SNL if he’s joking….if he is for real then MTV should give him a reality TV show…

    “I know you were probably shocked i approached you…..and i could tell your friends were jealous”

  18. Chase
    July 1, 2008

    You know…it never even occurred to me when trying to seduce a woman to ask if she was abused as a child or was on any medication I should be aware of. Great advice Fonzi!!!

  19. lilez0521
    July 5, 2008

    Wow this is effing ridiculous… I never knew people like this existed until now.

  20. id
    July 7, 2008

    this guy sounds like he got pushed over the deep end by too much pickup theory.

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