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Finding hot chicks, gadgets and hanging out with bands is a tough job, but someone has to do it... Self proclaimed gonzo journalist, tech monkey, and lush, PeteTheFreshman writes the posts that require the least amount of writing skill.
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Pretty sure these pics are old, but it gives me time to show off a chick who’s worth 30 million and still takes the time to make sex tapes and pictures to embarrass her family. On a side note Joe Francis is the f’ing man. In between adventures only a millionaire smut peddler could imagine, he’s had the opportunity to dig out Lindsay Lohan, Kimberly Stewart, Tara Reid, and our girl below Paris Hilton.
She’s pure evil, but I would love to fuck her.
Amen to that Shrek. I just wish she had a little more meat on her bones.
I dunno why but I’m just not that attracted to her. I do like small tits though on petite bodies though. Does that mean I’m a perv?