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The word on the street is that Paris Hilton might be walking around all preggos as we speak. The Awful Truth said the someone close to our favorite heiress said “She’s not drinking. It’s the first time I’ve never seen her do that.†On the bright side we have bigger boobs for a while and the fact that you can’t make her more preggos so sex sans protection. On the negitive side she will get huge, but once this is over we can talk about how much of a milf she is… Hopeful these pics will get us through the hard times.
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8 comments
July 14, 2008
I feel sorry for the kid already…..
July 15, 2008
urrggg..can’t believe you said “preggos” i hate that word, lol. but yea, i don’t think she’s ready for the responsibility of a child..i mean, seriously…
-KillSwitch
July 15, 2008
hahhaha
i hate the word preggos too!
July 15, 2008
Prego pasta sauce sucks.
Hopefully she doesn’t get stretch marks. I was at a strip club a couple nights ago for a friends bachelor party. I was checking out the hottest one there and then GEWWWWWWWWWWWW!
She looked like she had been dragged through a cheese grater.
July 15, 2008
Preggo’s not that bad of a word. I personally have a beef with the word “terble” cuz all the asses at my school say it in a faux Bryant Gumble voice, don’t ask.
July 16, 2008
Dooooooooooood! I want to experience her reality for just a day….what the hell makes her think she can raise a kid!? F’ing crazy bitch! hahaha
And honestly, the chick looks like a transvestite in most of her pics. She tries WAY too hard and I have a feeling I’d just want to punch her after five minutes of conversation…but yet, I’d still like to glaze her face after pounding her mercilessly with her panties shoved in her mouth! hahaha
July 16, 2008
Who knows man maybe it’ll make her get her shit together. Like the article says, she reportedly stopped drinking. Unlikely, she could be Britney part 2. Ugh she’d look like an alien if she shaved her head.
and Buddha- the end of your post was a bit disturbing
July 16, 2008
hahaaa…I guess my id got carried away!
I’d bet my savings account (not much!) she’ll be in the same class of mom as Spears…it should be an entertaining life to watch.