Ik heb gewerkt aan mijn follow-up aan De Gids van de beginner voor het Speelgoed van het Geslacht post. Ik heb een geestelijke verlaging van sommige van mijn ervaringen met geslachtsspeelgoed gedaan zodat ik enkelen kan vinden om over in de aanstaande MiddenGids aan het Stuk speelgoed van het Geslacht te sprekens uit gepaste post volgende week.

Ik ben altijd vrij experimenteel in de slaapkamer… durf ik zeg… kroezig geweest. Ik heb een wilde verbeelding, vervolg me. Lucky for me, right from the start, I’ve found girls willing to let me indulge in my whims.

But what I’ve noticed while mulling over my exploits is that often these whims have turned out to end on a sour note.

There was the time I took a roll of film of my ex in compromising positions… that mysteriously disappeared when we went to the CVS to pick them up.

There was the time we lost the key to the handcuffs….

The time I jokingly asked my ex to pee on me… and she did!

The time I bought the super large dildo to play with on her… and then suddenly felt inadequate.

But nothing was worse than the time I cheaped out on the sex toys.

This was back when I was dating my first girlfriend Jillian. For all her flaws… I do say, she was gung ho in the bedroom. We were like a couple of perverts trying to see what we could come up with next. Role playing, bondage, blindfolds, fruits and vegetables, voyeurism… we did it all.

One day I ventured off to the holy grail of perverted fun.. The Pleasure Palace. This place had everything I ever dreamed about. I was a kid in the candy store. I wanted everything. Only I had very little money.

Luckily, I spotted a discount shelf. There were a handful of items marked down for clearance. With the amount of money in my pocket, my choice was narrowed down to a cock ring, edible panties, or anal beads.

I went with the anal beads for the low low price of $4.99.

For those of you unaware of what anal beads are; These are a series of beads attached to each other usually by a string with a handy retrieval ring. The package promised that if I inserted them into her ass… and then pulled them out right as she climaxed… she would reach new orgasmic heights. Worth a shot, right?

Jillian wasn’t thrilled with my new toy. She only mildly liked it when i did her anal, and usually felt dirty about it afterwards. But I can be pretty persuasive. I sold her on the "new orgasmic heights."

Things started out amusing enough with the beads. We tried them out in her vagina first. In and out, in and out. As our session got steamier, I started poking my finger around her ass trying to warm her up to it. She squirmed a bit… but soon enough I’m digging away, and she’s liking it. I take this as my cue to start sliding the anal beads in. They were still pretty lubed up from her pussy juice, so they went in without a fight.

By this time, I’m doing her pretty hard missionary. I’ve got her legs spread over her head. Wailing away. Jillian starts making her "I’m going to cum" face, so I reach under her ass and grab the ring and get ready to yank.

Just as the two of us reach orgasm I pull the string in one quick flick of the wrist.

She did a giant pelvic thrust… but then flashed me a reassuring smile to let me know she enjoyed.

I was a proud man.

That was until I looked down at the string in my hand.

The string which had five beads going in… had come out with four.

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