أنا يستطيع لا يأخذ اعتماد ل هذا [ليست-] بما أنّ هو كان بعض بنت [بلبّرينغ] حول هذا في فيديو أنا رأيت أنّ يعجّلني أن يكتبهم إلى أسفل ل أنت شدادات.

بينما النغمة من البنت بيانات يضأيقني, يكون هو بوضوح صادقة… لذلك الإشعار [ب وورث] يأخذ.

1. لا يقبل أولى

يجعل يتفادى يقبل ه أولى إحساسه مثل أنت يكون تدفع [بي ث هوور] ويحاول أن يحصل مالك قيمة ب [كت ووت] ال غير [إسّنتيل]. قبلة مناسبة جموحة الشكل نهائيّة من [فوربلي].

2. يفجّر أيضا بشدّة في أذنه

اعترفت هو, بعض جدية في مدرسة قال أنت بنت حالة حبّ هذا. جيّدا, هناك ´ [س.ا] يحاول فرق بين يكون شهوانيّة ويفجّر مثل أنت أن يخمد الشمعات في ك [50ث] [بيرثدي برتي]. أنّ [هورتس].

3. لا يحلق

You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake across your partner’s face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it’s not passion, its avoidance.

4. Squeezing Her Breasts

Most men act like a housewife testing a melon when they get their hands on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them.

5. Biting Her Nipples

Why do men fasten onto a woman’s nipples… then clamp down like they’re trying to deflate her body via her breasts. Nipples are highly sensitive. They can´t stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking your tongue across them in good. Pretending they are a doggie toy isn´t.

6. Twiddling Her Nipples

Stop doing that thing where you twiddle her nipples between your fingers and thumb like you’re trying to find a radio station in a hilly area. Focus on the whole breasts… not just the exclamation points.

7. Ignoring the Other Parts of Her Body

A woman is not a highway with just three turns offs: Breastville, east and west, and the Midtown tunnel. There are vast areas of her body you´ve ignored far too often as you go bombing straight into her vagina. Start paying some attention to them.

8. Leaving Her a Little Present (not sure if I agree with this)

Condom disposal is the man’s responsibility. You wore it… you store it.

9. Stopping for a Break

Women, unlike men, don’t pick up where they left off. If you stop, they plummet back to square one fast. If you can tell she’s not there… keep going at all costs… numb jaw or not.

10. Undressing Her Awkwardly

Women hate looking stupid. But stupid she will look when naked at the waist, with a sweater stuck over her head. Unwrap her like an elegant present, not a kid’s toy.

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