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No amor

Eu não posso fazer exame do crédito para esta lista porque era alguma menina que blabbering sobre esta em um vídeo que eu vi que incitado me para lhes escrever para baixo para você guys.

Quando o tom das indicações da menina me irritar, está sendo claramente honesta… assim que o conselho vale a pena fazer exame.

1. Não beijando primeiramente

Evitar beijando seu primeiro faz sua sensação como você está pagando pela hora e está tentando começar o valor do seu dinheiro cortando non os fundamentos. Um beijo passionate apropriado é o formulário final de foreplay.

2. Fundir demasiado duramente em sua orelha

Admita-o, algum miúdo na escola disse-lhe o amor da menina isto. Bem, lá a diferença do ´ S.A. entre ser erotic e fundir como você está tentando extinguir as velas em seu 50th partido de aniversário. Esse hurts.

3. Not Shaving

You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake across your partner’s face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it’s not passion, its avoidance.

4. Squeezing Her Breasts

Most men act like a housewife testing a melon when they get their hands on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them.

5. Biting Her Nipples

Why do men fasten onto a woman’s nipples… then clamp down like they’re trying to deflate her body via her breasts. Nipples are highly sensitive. They can´t stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking your tongue across them in good. Pretending they are a doggie toy isn´t.

6. Twiddling Her Nipples

Stop doing that thing where you twiddle her nipples between your fingers and thumb like you’re trying to find a radio station in a hilly area. Focus on the whole breasts… not just the exclamation points.

7. Ignoring the Other Parts of Her Body

A woman is not a highway with just three turns offs: Breastville, east and west, and the Midtown tunnel. There are vast areas of her body you´ve ignored far too often as you go bombing straight into her vagina. Start paying some attention to them.

8. Leaving Her a Little Present (not sure if I agree with this)

Condom disposal is the man’s responsibility. You wore it… you store it.

9. Stopping for a Break

Women, unlike men, don’t pick up where they left off. If you stop, they plummet back to square one fast. If you can tell she’s not there… keep going at all costs… numb jaw or not.

10. Undressing Her Awkwardly

Women hate looking stupid. But stupid she will look when naked at the waist, with a sweater stuck over her head. Unwrap her like an elegant present, not a kid’s toy.


By Bobby Rio

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5 comments
  1. Style Habits
    August 12, 2008

    All of these pointers are the difference between someone who knows what they’re doing and someone who doesn’t. The cool thing is that these are really easy things to learn and do.

    Style Habitss last blog post..Are You Eclectic?

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  2. John
    August 13, 2008

    “Condom disposal is the man’s responsibility. You wore it… you store it.”
    Don’t agree at all.
    Contraceptive and STD prevention are both responsability.
    Women have also to take responsability. Or else it’s same thing than a man assuming his female partner is on pill.

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  3. MikeStoute
    August 13, 2008

    Yeah, I do have to agree with John on that one. We should amend the list although Bobby did put his disagreement stamp on it.

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  4. dude
    August 13, 2008

    i am gonna go against popular opinion here and say that i agree that condom disposal is the man’s responsibility. sure in our equal rights/politically correct society it would be only be fair if the male and female took turns tossing used condoms in the trash. just man-up on this one but be cool and discreet about it. it’s a small task to do that will probably go unnoticed by her.. but leave it for her to clean up and more than likely she will file that memory away in the negative aspects of you column.

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  5. d control
    August 17, 2008

    i agree with dude. stop whining and throw the trash out yourself. it goes with the territory of a self-sufficient, dominant man.

    not sure about 4 through 6. almost all of the chicks i’ve had like to have their tits roughed up. just go for what you want and see how she responds.

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