Voici les mémoires définies que j'ai :

… Engloutissement en bas d'encore quatre ou cinq projectiles d'Aguardiente

… La fille de Jim secouant son doigt aucun comme j'essaye de lécher son oreille

… La grosse épouse de Jim me retirant sa fille et puis grondant sa fille l'en public

Voici les mémoires brouillées que j'ai :

… Sofia me poussant dans une voiture avec un type espagnol aléatoire

… Conduite par les montagnes de Medellin pensant je suis enlevé

… jetant vers le haut dans un port-un-pot du côté de la route :

Voici où les choses deviennent laides :

Je trébuche dans l'appartement et la tige dehors mes amie. I try to wake her up. I go caveman on her. I take off all of my clothes and demand sex. She is not turned on my aggressive drunken behavior… or my breath which reeks of puke.

Naked, I retreat to my bed. I try for a few minutes to jerk off. It’s not going to happen. I decide to piss before going to sleep. I walk to the bathroom.

I head back into our room.

Only I’m not in our room. I’m standing buck naked in the room where the aunt, Sofia and Anna are sleeping. Only they are not sleeping. They are staring at me and laughing and pointing for me to go back into the hallway and to my own room. I momentarily snap back into consciousness and walk into the hallway.

This time I wonder into my girl’s cousin Adolfo’s room. I start to crawl in bed with him. Naked. He wakes up and flips out. Hearing his anger the aunt comes into the room and in Spanish intervenes. (Most likely explaining that I’m a drunken mess who has no clue what room he is in… or probably even what country he is in)

The two of them guide my naked ass back to my room.

9:20 am

I wake up alone, naked, on my bed. I have vague flashes of the night before… I panic.

In the other room I hear the Spanish chatter of the entire family having breakfast. I am completely dehydrated and desperately want water, but thought of going into the kitchen to face the family is terrifying.

I close my eyes and go back to sleep.

11:40

My girlfriend wakes me up and tells me that I have to get dressed for her friend’s wedding. She asks me “What the hell happened last night”

11:53

I do the walk of shame to the bathroom. When I expose myself from the room… the entire family starts mocking me in Spanish. They are nice about it… but are openly amused. All I can think about was how pronounced the “shrinkage” was….

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