8:40 P.M.
Mein Dick ist in meiner linken Hand,…, das meine rechte Hand herumfummelt durch den Medizinschrank für irgendeine Art Schmieröl… Ich hocke über der Toilette, mein Verstand, der versucht, eine Phantasie long enough zu halten, um ein heraus zu reiben. Aber gerecht außerhalb der Tür gibt es sieben unterschiedliche spanische Stimmen, die fortwährend mich erinnern, daß meine Zeit im Badezimmer begrenzt ist. Ich schwimme unterschiedliche Abbildungen durch meinen Verstand… zuerst, einer von Vettern meiner Freundin… Anna und ihre grossen gefälschten titties… dann Sofia und ihre rebellious tomboy Haltung… aber die Geräusche sind gerechtes auch ablenken.
8:44
Ich habe schließlich etwas Momentumgehen erhalten. Ich fange an, etwas Toilettenpapier zu entrollen, um in zu beenden… „Schupo, c' Montag die Leute muß das mein Badezimmer benutzen“ Freundin Shouts innen
… wird alles gebumst. Mein Dick geht schwach.
Ich gebe oben.
9:05
Mein Mädchen gibt mir einen wenig Peck auf meinen Lippen. The most action I’ve gotten all week in this chastity ward of an apartment. That’s what happens when you cram 9 people into a three bedroom apartment. Privacy is nonexistent.
I pull her close and grind my hard-on into her. She rolls her eyes and tells me no. I finish putting on my shirt. She tells me not to be so grumpy and that I better have a good time tonight. I beg one last time… “A goodbye blow job…please?”
9:25
I’m in the backseat of Sofia’s car and I’m trying to calculate just how old she is. Sofia could be 25 or 40 and I wouldn’t be surprised. And normally I wouldn’t have cared much. But I’m thinking now… the older she is… the more likely she’d be up for doing something if something should happen to come up…
9:44
We get into the bar… it’s themed like a typical Colombian town… Each room a different theme. The waiters are walking around dressed like typical town people… there is a priest, a nun, a farmer, a banker… a cowboy. .. and the town bum…
9:45
I walk through smiling… making sure they notice… And they always notice. Because in a brown eyed world… the blue eyed man is king.
The room we wind up in is themed like a cathedral, and a slight bit creepy.
9:46
I follow the cousins to a table filled with about eight or nine Colombians. I am doing the obligatory kiss on the check to bunch of chubby Spaniards… the loud alpha male of the group introduces himself in English. His name is Jim. I am happy that there will be at least one person I can communicate with here tonight.
9:51
Shot number one goes down smoothly. In fact, I smell the glass to make sure it wasn’t water. Sofia notices my curiosity and says “Aguardiente, you like?” I smile. There are three bottles of the stuff on the table. I try pouring Sofia a shot. She shakes her finger no. “I no like” she says in broken English. “I no care” I say and fill the shot glass. She shakes her finger no again. I lift the glass and down the shot myself.
10:00
Jim calls me over to him. He hands me a shot. We knock glasses and shoot them. He puts his arm around me. “You like the Colombian girls?” he asks. “Si” I say. “Muy Bien! Mucho gusto!”
He asks me why my girlfriend didn’t come. I explain that she had a wedding rehearsal … and has to get up early tomorrow for the wedding. “So you can have some fun tonight!” he says.
10:02
Jim calls over an old fattie. I assume he is trying to hook me up with her… I give him the thumbs down.
Jim introduces me to the fattie… his wife.
I’m a little embarrassed by my blunder, but nothing another shot of Aguardiente won’t cure. I pour the three of us shots and we gulp them down.
By Bobby Rio




















August 18, 2008
Now I see use of the precursor from earlier.
That aside, Excellent Story. Balls to the Wall, my friend.
I’ve been there many times with its fuzzy pieced together intensity. I could have seen that night turning to one of your cool sexual conquest tales if not for the blinding powers of that south american posion.
Thanx for sharing the pics too.
August 18, 2008
Effin hilarious Bobby. I always enjoy your stories.
August 20, 2008
I swear you could be related to me… lol
August 20, 2008
Very funny. Good pictures, good nakedness.
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