Tips for Maintaining Your Spot at the Top

1. Never Fall in Love

In the entire series of Entourage the only time Vincent Chase came out looking like a chump was when he fell in love with Mandy Moore. Falling in love makes you vulnerable and weak. There is no time to be vulnerable and weak in high school. Learn to separate your emotions from the sex you’ll surely be getting as leader of the group. Here is a golden piece of advice: If you marry your high school sweetheart… you’ll miss out on the amazingly horny and more experienced college girls. Isn’t that reason enough to avoid a serious relationship in high school?

2. Bros before Ho’s

Never, under any circumstance, take a girl’s side over one of your friends. If you’re friend fucked up… reprimand him in private. It’s OK to play peace keeper… but girls fade away… good friends last forever.

3. Maintain a Few Cool Outsider Friends

Although the majority of your time will be spent with your core group of friends… it’s essential that you make a few cool friends that aren’t part of the group. These can be guys from other schools, older college guys… the point is to always know more people than everyone else. More cool people particularly. This serves many purposes. First, it allows you hookups that you wouldn’t normally have. Friends like these come in handy when you’re looking to score booze… need a few more heads for a fight… or want to fuck some girls outside of your circle for awhile.

These are just some of the ways to become the coolest kid in your high school. If you haven’t already read our series How to be Popular in High School, I suggest reading the entire series before moving on to these more advanced techniques.

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