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Extremidades para mantener su punto en la tapa

1. Nunca caiga en amor

En la serie entera de Entourage la única vez que vino la persecución de Vincent hacia fuera pareciendo un chump era cuando él cayó en amor con Mandy Moore. El caer en amor le hace vulnerable y débil. No hay tiempo para ser vulnerable y débil en High School secundaria. Aprenda separar sus emociones del sexo que usted conseguirá seguramente como líder del grupo. Aquí está un pedazo de consejo de oro: Si usted casa a su amor de la High School secundaria… usted faltaráMuchachos de Entourage hacia fuera en el el asombroso córneo y más experimentado college girls. Isn’t that reason enough to avoid a serious relationship in high school?

2. Bros before Ho’s

Never, under any circumstance, take a girl’s side over one of your friends. If you’re friend fucked up… reprimand him in private. It’s OK to play peace keeper… but girls fade away… good friends last forever.

3. Maintain a Few Cool Outsider Friends

Although the majority of your time will be spent with your core group of friends… it’s essential that you make a few cool friends that aren’t part of the group. These can be guys from other schools, older college guys… the point is to always know more people than everyone else. More cool people particularly. This serves many purposes. First, it allows you hookups that you wouldn’t normally have. Friends like these come in handy when you’re looking to score booze… need a few more heads for a fight… or want to fuck some girls outside of your circle for awhile.

These are just some of the ways to become the coolest kid in your high school. If you haven’t already read our series How to be Popular in High School, I suggest reading the entire series before moving on to these more advanced techniques.


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3 comments
  1. Aaron
    August 28, 2008

    Or, you know, you can just study hard, earn lots of scholarships, breeze through college, get a prestigious job and buy all your friends?

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  2. Bobby Rio
    August 28, 2008
    Yea but then you miss out on all that amazing high school ass…. and high school ass is the one piece of ass…. that no amount of money can buy (at least not in industrialized nations with consent laws)
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  3. MikeStoute
    August 31, 2008

    If you’re good… You can handle both aspects.

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