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"Roosh is a Washington DC native and worked as a scientist until he pulled out of the rat race to pursue a slower lifestyle. A member of the old Mystery's Lounge, Roosh built up his game after college, cumulating with the release of his book Bang almost seven years later. Currently he is writing his second book about his six month trip to South America in late 2007."

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Here’s a new question this week in the international game front…

Recently, I’ve been testing out a new approach and getting sporadic results. I’m in israel for the summer and am seriously intent on hooking up with israeli girls. I simply approach a girl and ask her in poor, pathetic hebrew (even though im almost fluent) for her advice. I tell her im looking for a cute, sweet israeli but have only found skanks. I ask if she can offer any advice.

This worked on a waitress and i went out with her a couple times. Other girls are simply not feeling it. How would suggest I tighten/tweak this approach? Do u think its better to begin the conversation in english and then transition to hebrew? Thanks.

Answer:

Your opener sucks. Why would you be trashing “skanks” to girls you want to have fast sex with? It decreases attraction instead of building it. Tease and use humor and instead.

“Hi how are you. Do you know a good place where I can get _______?” Ask for some food, good hummus, whatever.

She’ll answer. Then you say…

“Also by the way i’m here for a short time. I’m looking for a nice wife…. can you maybe lead me to the right coffee shop where I can find one?” Then you smile so she knows you are joking.

She’ll laugh and you say, “No i’m just kidding but i don’t know many people here. Where do you live?”

Then go from there. Try a couple in bad Hebrew and a couple in English to see which works better. Work off that and don’t email me back until you get some action.

Roosh is the author of Bang, a 60,000 word guide to getting laid that we review here. He recently contributed his First Date Survival Guide as part of the 31 Days To Better Game series.


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  1. dude
    August 28, 2008

    not an opener but here’s a easy little interesting game to play when you are building comfort: ask your target ” if you could be any animal in the world what would you like to be? your top 3 choices in order and give a short explanation for each.”
    For Example> my answers were first choice #1 a cat: because they are independent and don’t take any crap from anyone. #2 a spider: because they are cool, mysterious and have a dangerous edge about them. and finally#3 a fish: because they are very calm & soothing plus when you kill a fish they don’t scream.
    IF YOU’VE NEVER HAD THIS DONE TO YOU BEFORE>>> ANSWER NOW BEFORE READING ANY FURTHER
    This is actually a sort of psychological profile test. the explanations of your answers give some hidden insight into who you are.
    The #1 animal choice explanation is how you see yourself in the world. So I see myself as independent and i like to think i don’t take crap from people.
    The #2 animal explanation is how others see you in the world. So people see me as cool & Mysterious and somewhat dangerous.
    The #3 explanation is how you truly are in the world. So in reality i am actually a very calm and soothing person and when i die i won’t scream. :)
    For the rest of the evening you can playfully tease her with this information.. maybe even make a cute nickname for her using one of her animal choices.

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