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So I was looking through my selection of college cuties and I came across a southern charm named Samantha. IMO, she has that farmer’s daughter thing going and that just spins my wheels. Then I was reading her profile and I came across this quote:
Actually, I almost drowned in Florida. Then this lifeguard with a Burt Reynolds style mustache rescued me.
Sounds like my kind of girl, don’t get wrong… I think mustaches are gross, but her comment is killer.
Samantha Haynes is currently serving time at the Missouri Southern State penitentiary where her work release program focuses on Art Education. You know how I love those teachers…lol Check out these cute pictures of Sam, the pigtails and shades are my personal favorite…
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August 29, 2008
I <3 Southern Bells
August 29, 2008
The lifeguard thing is pretty cool- but did you read the WHOLE THING?
Hidden talent:
I can put both legs behind my head. Guess it isn’t so hidden anymore.
August 29, 2008