If you think the freshman 15 is a myth… take a close look at those cute chicks down the hall at the end of the semester. Chances are she’ll have that slightly bloated… slightly pudgy… I just woke up from a night of keg stands and sucking off a lacrosse player- look.

As a guy… we’re technically allowed the freshmen 15. It is a sign of how much fun we had our first year in college. I’d say you didn’t party hard enough if don’t gain at least 25 pounds. I gained 50!
But if you’re already pretty fat… and want avoid looking like Thundercat…. You might want to take the advice from this video below!
Or just drag yourself to the campus gym everyday… chances are they’ll be a bunch of eligible ladies there to mingle with!

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