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I’m more a Holly Madison Guy myself, but I would punch my mom in the face and sell the family TV to the creepy guy down the street to party with Kendra. Kendra was rocking a Bikini judging a Bikini Contest (a move that surprisingly didn’t cause the universe to split itself in two)… sorry no clue who won, but if you’re reading this post you’re a winner in my book.
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October 8, 2008
Good lord, I would wrestle a SARS infected rhino buck naked for the chance to bury my face in those ta-tas. Sploing! I think I just popped wood.
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October 8, 2008
SCHWING!
October 8, 2008
I feel the need to one up lance to prove my love for Kendra:
I would steal the prosthetic limbs my little sister uses to ski, ebay them in a dutch auction and use the proceeds to place stratigraphic Google ads in hopes that Kendra would see them, fall madly in love and then break up with me so I can date her friends.
October 9, 2008
They’re both hot…but put the brunette’s face on the blonde’s body…and you’ve got one hell of a woman
October 12, 2008
Interestingly, Kendra was a member of the ‘Kwicherbichen Bikini Team’. They have a myspace page http://www.myspace.com/kwicherbichen