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Looks like Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson are out. Add in the fact that Bridget Marquardt is currently overseas and is expected to leave also. This leaves Hugh Hefner with chance of no ladies to share the grotto with… How could Hef possibly replace such fine examples of the human female?
With F’ing twins, that’s how… blond, bubbly, “we look exactly a like” party twins.
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October 10, 2008
Holy f*cking shit, I’d do MMA against Ken Shamrock and Kimbo Slice with one arm tied behind my back and a broomstick up my ass for a chance to be the ham in that Wilkinson sandwich. Where the f*ck do you find these chicks??
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October 13, 2008
They have a criminal record though…..so Hef should be careful
October 16, 2008
I’d bet my liver that Hef boned the three old girlfriends all at the same time…I wonder what he’s doing with the twins.
P.S. Hef, by them some boobs woouldya!