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Lately, for reasons unknown to my boner, I’ve been attracted to chicks who rock the “I’m a Hot Mess” look. Helena Bonham Carter seems to type cast into the roles. After seeing her as Marla Singer in Fight Club, I think I spent a good two weeks trying to make myself criminally insane in the hopes that I would meet someone like her. Since then she rocked even hotter mess looks in the Harry Potter and Sweeny Todd movies. Don’t get me wrong, I would sell my grandmother’s Elvis Collectible Dinner Plate set for a chance to dump hot grits on a healthy Jessica Alba, but variety is the spice of life…
My dream crazy girl character is the one she played in “Fight Club”. She’s like the new bad girl, but really bad, and maybe a little evil. I just got the chills!
Her hottest quote of the movie:
“If I fall asleep, I’m done for. You’re gonna have to keep me up – all night …”
that was right after she popped all those pills, what a hot mess!