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Finding hot chicks, gadgets and hanging out with bands is a tough job, but someone has to do it... Self proclaimed gonzo journalist, tech monkey, and lush, PeteTheFreshman writes the posts that require the least amount of writing skill.
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The last time I was in mexico I found a nice little bar ocean side, got mangled and attempted to bond with the locals. It was only a matter of time before the “Who would you bang from Saved By The Bell” convo came up. In foreign land we became brothers… nothing is as life bonding or american as having a crush on Kelly Kapowski. Fashionable, a Cheerleader and worked as a waitress at the Max, whats not to love? Too bad 90210 wasn’t a sitcom, it seems like Tiffany Amber Thiessen only got hotter with age… someone remind me to do a post later on the hotness that is the modern Tiffani.


















meh. Kelly was okay….but too skinny for my taste. Ass was flat as a pancake, and since I am an ass man, a flat booty always takes a woman down a few points on the hotness scale.