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Finding hot chicks, gadgets and hanging out with bands is a tough job, but someone has to do it... Self proclaimed gonzo journalist, tech monkey, and lush, PeteTheFreshman writes the posts that require the least amount of writing skill.

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…on the bright side it doesn’t happen to be swine flu. Amanda Marcum comes right out of America’s heartland… I have no clue where Mustang Oklahoma is, but there’s a good chance you’ll find Amanda driving around in a four-wheeler aiming for mud puddles. While I don’t have a four-wheeler *hint* My Birthday’s in June *wink*, I’m pretty sure I’d drive a golf cart through my parents 50th wedding anniversary taking people out at the knees for a chance to eat a chicken fried steak off Amanda Marcum’s tight sexy stomach….

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