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Finding hot chicks, gadgets and hanging out with bands is a tough job, but someone has to do it... Self proclaimed gonzo journalist, tech monkey, and lush, PeteTheFreshman writes the posts that require the least amount of writing skill.

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While there’s probably an infinite number of hot chicks who’d I want to toss me around the room, Angelina Jolie has to be in the top three. As much as I’d love to say that her voicing Tigress in Kung Fu Panda greatly influenced my opinion, I can’t imagine the training she had to go through as Lara Croft in Tomb Raider or the roles she had in Wanted and Mr. & Mrs. Smith. She’s admitted she’s into BDSM, so I would assume she’d have no problem beating me to a pulp, I wonder if Brad would mind? (I bet she would dump him for me… I mean seriously other then looks, money, fame and charisma what does he have over me?)

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