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I’ve grown bored of the girls who can kick my ass series, but I feel I could pump out a few more out “for the lulz”.
Pamela Anderson is a strange little creature… sometimes she looks hot enough to make it worth risking STDs and sometimes she looks like a world class drag queen. Regardless she had her moments in the movie Barb Wire… You know a movie is good when it gets nominated for Worst Picture, Worst Actress, Worst Screen Couple (Pamela Anderson’s “Impressive Enhancements”), Worst Screenplay, Worst New Star (won) and Worst “Original” Song . It is perhaps only notable for its opening, in which Pamela Anderson dances topless as water is sprayed on her (check it out below the gallery).
The Opening (Deff Not Safe For Work)




















I always thought there was something odd about the way Pam looked, but could never figure out what it was, until you wrote “world class drag queen”, then it hit me. That’s one girl I wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole, even if I was going to rinse off my penis with gasoline afterwards.