A simple warning: This. Is. Old. If you’ve been on the Internet for the past few months, odds are you’ve already seen it. And if that’s the case, well, excuse me! I didn’t know you had a busy schedule and you couldn’t be bothered to rewatch a funny viral video. Oh, what’s that? You don’t like the tone of my voice? Well, guess what? This tone ain’t going anywhere until someone starts showing some goddamn respect around here! So, why don’t you just pack up your bags, get the fuck out of my apartment, and find someone else out there who’s going to put up with your shit! Oh, wait baby. I’m sorry. I didn’t mean it. Come on back. I promise I won’t blow up at you again. I know, I know. There’s just been a lot going on at work and, well, I’m sorry. In fact, just to show how much I’m sorry, I won’t make you blow me tonight … there’s that smile.
If you haven’t seen it yet, then congratulations! You’re about to see what happens when the producers of “Wheel of Fortune” allow a crackhead to be on their show. Hooray!
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