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Rick has never written a serious thing in his life, some of which can be found at ESPN the Magazine, McSweeney's, Radar Magazine, Deadspin, Flak Magazine and The Morning News. The rest can be found here. He lives in Los Angeles, is a White Sox fan, and maintains a personal blog.
Listen, folks. There’s a reason not everyone can just go out, commandeer a forklift, and get work done. You need to take a handful of intense training exercises and pass a very specific regiment of tests in order to get your license so you can drive such a complicated piece of machinery in a large warehouse.
Oh, what’s that? That’s not how it works at all? You can basically just get the job, take a few loose lessons from whoever is given the designation of “trainer person”, and then just get on with your bad self in your forklift? And all the evidence you need can be found in the following video, which you found on Boing Boing?
Well then. We should probably take a look at that video of yours:
