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I received this tip awhile back but, for whatever reason, it slipped through the cracks. And while now it might be a bit too cold for most of you to partake in outdoor water shenanigans – except for my local neighbors down here in Southern California; suck it, rest of country! – that doesn’t mean you can’t get the work started now so you’re all set once the cold breaks again in the spring.
The tip comes courtesy of the fine folks over at Lifehacker. Basically, it’s a video instructed how one would go about creating a water cannon.And then mounting that cannon on their goddamn head! It’s intense and kind of heavy, sure. But there is no better way to administer the water in a wet t-shirt contest.










I would personally rather use the watergun for a wet t-shirt contest.