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Rick has never written a serious thing in his life, some of which can be found at ESPN the Magazine, McSweeney's, Radar Magazine, Deadspin, Flak Magazine and The Morning News. The rest can be found here. He lives in Los Angeles, is a White Sox fan, and maintains a personal blog.

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With the inevitable apocalypse coming – which may or may not contain zombies; we’re still unsure about that – there’s really no way you can walk around and not have one of these in your pocket: A business card that shoots pennies.

Sure, it probably won’t do anything other than cause a minor nuisance to any kind of post-apocalyptic threat coming your way. But in the meantime, think about how many co-workers you can annoy (or bruise) by hitting them in the neck with good ol’ Abraham Lincoln copper pennies! That, and the fact that you’ll be able to take part in any kind of corporate down time target practice whenever you want, makes you look like a fool that you haven’t made yourself one of these yet.

For directions on how to make one, head this-a-way.

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