New Study: Speak Softly and In A Monotone

By: Rick Mosely

So, what do we do with this latest study telling us women are attracted to men with monotone voices?

A study carried out at universities in California and Pennsylvania found that men whose frequency of voice varied the least reported the most sexual relationships.

The answer: Pretty much nothing. We knew this already.

Think about it: Picture two guys. Man A is expressing himself a quiet, calm demeanor, being extremely studied and measured in his comments, mysterious yet completely logical. Cool. Collected. In other words, someone like this:

Meanwhile, Man B is ranting and raving like a lunatic, losing control of his voice as he expresses something very passionately but out of control. Like, say, this:

Which one do you think women would find more attractive? In other words, the big thing to take away from this new study is to be more like Man A and less like Man B. Which is to say, no shit.