Read This Now: How To Look Better In The Buff

We do a lot of work around these parts to help the male element of our society take the female portion out on dates. Other articles detail the goings-on when it regards to the wheelings-and-dealings in the bedroom. One thing we’ve neglected, however, is accounting for that all-important moment when you take off your clothes for the first time, and all of the possible self-consciousness that can come from that. Luckily, the fine folks over at AskMen.com have put together a list of 10 ways to look better naked. And it’s not a bad list. Here, check out tip number 8:

No.8 – Don’t sit naked

Sure, sitting is a lot more comfortable than standing, but this posture also compresses all the fat from your midsection, particularly if you slouch, creating unsightly belly rolls. In fact, it’s probably one of the most unappealing looks you could adopt while naked. For muscles that appear more taut, stand up or lie down. Fortunately, there are enough horizontal and vertical positions to keep both you and her more than satisfied.

And don’t take their word for it. Just take a gander at the Burt Man himself. He obviously realizes the importance of choosing the correct position to show off your assets:

Now all you have to do is purchase that bear rug and you’re set for decades.