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Rick has never written a serious thing in his life, some of which can be found at ESPN the Magazine, McSweeney's, Radar Magazine, Deadspin, Flak Magazine and The Morning News. The rest can be found here. He lives in Los Angeles, is a White Sox fan, and maintains a personal blog.

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Monica Bellucci on white

There was no way we were ever going to head into a movie box office and say the word “Two for ‘The Sorcerer’s Apprentice’ please.” It looks awful, not the least of which because Nicholas Cage is once again playing his “wacky character.” But all of this was before we found out that the gorgeous Monica Bellucci is in it. Now, our tune has changed. Maybe not enough to actually go and pay money for the movie, but at the very least enough to post a bunch of photos of the beauty for you, our wonderful readers. Enjoy.