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Rick has never written a serious thing in his life, some of which can be found at ESPN the Magazine, McSweeney's, Radar Magazine, Deadspin, Flak Magazine and The Morning News. The rest can be found here. He lives in Los Angeles, is a White Sox fan, and maintains a personal blog.

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Elin Nordegren in white swimsuit

So, apparently something happened with Tiger Woods in the last few months or something? You’ll have to excuse me, as I’ve been living literally in a hole for quite a bit. I learned to live with it, throw some couches down there, get some nice moody candlelight in there and ate the occasional muskrat that fell into one of my intricate traps. In any case, Tiger Woods (who is a golfer, I’m told) apparently got into some hot water with the extremely attractive lady by banging a bunch of mediocrely attractive ladies, leading to the couple’s divorce. Which means, Elin Nordegren is back on the market, gentlemen! Here are some photos so you can be aware of her when you see her out on the town.