Upgrade or Downgrade: Lohan vs. Akerman

By: Rick Mosely

News has been hitting the movie-rumor wires this week that Lindsay Lohan, who everyone long-expected to begin her attempt at a movie star comeback in the Linda Lovelace biopic “Inferno”, has been replaced with noted hottie Malin Akerman. (This, obviously, was the result of Lohan constantly being in the news, in rehab, clean and sober, back in rehab, out of rehab, and on and on and on; it’s tough to clear out enough time to shoot a movie when you have all of those court dates to deal with.)

Now, don’t get us wrong. We love us some Lindsay Lohan (damaged girls are A-OK in our book!), but replacing her with the gorgeous Malin Akerman has us on the fence of whether or not this is an upgrade or downgrade. In fact, we need some help from you, our fine mostly gentlemen readers, in deciding which this is. First up, some photographic evidence: