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If you’re the type of college student who likes to get shitfaced, this is the website for you. SofaKingDrunk is the place to find Drunk Dials, Drunk Pictures, Drunk Stories, Drinking Recipes, and everything in between.
In other words, it is paradise.
7. Rotten Tomatoes
What college student doesn’t love movies? If you said “me,” then you can lick my taint. Movies are where it’s at.
Rotten Tomatoes is my favorite site to find movie ratings, new releases, and movie reviews. This website provides you with movie ratings from critics, the general audience, and your friends via Facebook. (Okay, I guess Facebook is good for something.)
If you’re a huge movie-goer, this website is an absolutely splendid way to discover movies that you will be dying to see.
8. Texts From Last Night
Texts From Last Night presents you with a hysterical compilation of text messages submitted by party-goers from around the country.
I know I’ve spent a couple hours having a good chuckle while reading through texts such as this one. “Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.”
If you’re a fan of hilarious drunken text messages, this site will be worth your time.
9. Urban Dictionary
Okay, I know Urban Dictionary is pretty old school, but I thought it deserved a place on this list. Since 1999, Urban Dictionary has been constantly adding user-submitted definitions for just about every slang term known to man. Most definitions are crude, witty, and downright fantastic.
With almost 6,000,000 words defined, Urban Dictionary is a comedic achievement of epic proportions and will continue to cause laughter for many years to come.
10. Total Frat Move
If you’re not in a Greek House, just ignore this one. You probably won’t like it. If you’re a member of a Greek House, then Total Frat Move (TFM) is perhaps the most amusing of websites you have come across. TFM displays user-submitted quips that pertain to acting “fratty” or “sratty,” followed by the classic “TFM” or “TSM,” to denote a “Total Frat Move” or “Total Srat Move.”
While some Greeks may be taking this website a little too seriously, it succeeds in providing all of us fraternity and sorority members with a few good laughs.
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