Must-Read: Thank Your Wank, Gents

Who did you last Wank it to?

We’ve all been there. You have some “alone time” and you’re lying in bed, or sitting in front of your computer, or crawling into the self-made comfort hole in the back of your masturbatorium. Your thoughts are racing as to which person from your past (or your hopeful future) that you want to conclude your session to. Which person gets you “moved” in that very special way. Your mental wank helper.

We all have people like this. They can be ex-girlfriends, ladies at work who you’d never have the nerve to actually ask out, your 4th grade teacher, or just simply girls you made sensual eye contact with once on the subway. Well, now, with the creation of one unique website, you can thank them. You can thank your wank.

Thank that wank!

There, you put in the name of the person you last wanked to (male or female; girls can play along with this, too) and you can send them a little “thanks.” Each message of gratitude will raise their rank in the ever-changing “Wall of Wanks.” Or make your own profile so people can sign up and alert you when you were the central focus of their fantasy.

So head over there today. And get to wanking!

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About Rick Mosely Rick is the editor for TSB magazine.

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