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Rick has never written a serious thing in his life, some of which can be found at ESPN the Magazine, McSweeney's, Radar Magazine, Deadspin, Flak Magazine and The Morning News. The rest can be found here. He lives in Los Angeles, is a White Sox fan, and maintains a personal blog.

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Emmy Rossum on bed

Emmy Rossum is pretty lucky in our opinion. She has a first name that we’re not exactly “on board” with. It seems to be trying just a bit too hard to, you know, make her into some kind of award winner in the TV realm. (People would vote for her simply because they get confused and think they’re voting for the actual awards to take place at all.) Seems a bit deceptive to us. But, seeing as she’s as gorgeous as she is, she gets a bit of a pass from us. ESPECIALLY today, that, the day of her birth. So we’re going to with her a happy birthday by celebrating the way we celebrate all amazingly attractive women: By putting together a gallery of her gorgeousness. So, here it is.

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