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Rick has never written a serious thing in his life, some of which can be found at ESPN the Magazine, McSweeney's, Radar Magazine, Deadspin, Flak Magazine and The Morning News. The rest can be found here. He lives in Los Angeles, is a White Sox fan, and maintains a personal blog.

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Demi Moore with a gun

So, Demi Moore is single ahead. This is fun news because, for the longest time now, she was nothing more than Ashton Kutcher’s much older wife. She had kind of fallen mostly off the radar except for the occasional flourish of anger due to being outraged over something. (We don’t really follow the news whenever celebrities get angry about something around here.) But now, seeing as she’s going to be back on the market as soon as the papers go through, it’s time to once again remember that, damn, she is one fine piece of hotness. Let’s all remember just how hot she really is and was through this reminder gallery.

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