Shakira's Hips Still Do Not Lie

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Shakira in a tight outfit

Usually in this space preceding the gallery of the extraordinarily hot lady below, we try to make certain topical excuses for why we chose her this week. Does she have a new movie coming out you need to be aware of? Or is it her birthday or some other kind of anniversary which will do the trick? Or, our favorite, did she just break up from her significant other which puts her back on the market, creating the miniscule possibility that one of us (us, specifically, hopefully) meet her downtrodden at a bar, trying to drown her sorrows, and being the suave, sophisticated gentlemen that we are we swoop her off her feet. But none of those possibilities really work for our gal this week, the lovely singer Shakira. Really, we just happened to be surfing the web, saw a photo of her, and immediately thought to ourselves, “We haven’t had her on here in a long time. Let’s change that.” And so we are. In other words, you’re welcome. Here is the gorgeous Shakira.