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Rick has never written a serious thing in his life, some of which can be found at ESPN the Magazine, McSweeney's, Radar Magazine, Deadspin, Flak Magazine and The Morning News. The rest can be found here. He lives in Los Angeles, is a White Sox fan, and maintains a personal blog.

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Genesis as a cowboy

First thing’s first: Genesis Rodriguez has an amazing name. It’s like a Greek God, in his infinite wisdom, decided to take on the form of a human being for a brief spell, make his way down into Mexico, and impregnate the most attractive woman he saw, before turning back into whatever God-form he has and then going back up to Mount Olympus (or wherever it is those Greek Gods go to) and high-fiving the rest of his God brethren. The fruits of his impregnation efforts would, of course, be named something as cool as Genesis Rodriquez. So, obviously, she’d get noticed by us for her name alone. But then she goes ahead and is actually attractive! Well, that’s just too much. See evidence of the latter point below.

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